Tea and cakes.

Help yourself to some fresh pies.

Welcome back!

There's a new hatstand behind the quantum elephant.

Is that what the thing in the fishtank is. I wondered.

It took a lot of effort.

The stand or the elephant? And is the quantum measured in waves?

an elephant acquarium is a bit different - nice, a unique feature even.

The quantum is measured in rhubarbs, a new fundamental unit.

Ah, I see. Very wise of you!

For future reference, a quantum elephant measure twelve rhubarbs on this revolutionary new scale. A similar teaspoon measures two hundred rhubarbs and the Bermuda Triange nine rhubarbs.

<EgonSpengler, fine purveyor of utterly useless information>

What is the matter with you all?

The hat stand is useless - I've ruined many a straw bonnet and the elephant doesn't like it one bit.

On the plus side I have managed to make some rather fine rhubarb crumble, for measuring volume.

The hat stand is fine. You're just using it upsidedown!

i see my error.

I've been trying to use the particle theory equations for quantum fishtanks. i never gave wave equations a thought.

I wondered why I kept getting quantum trumpetting effects in the new Manifold Rhubarb matrix explanation of why comedy keeps the universe expanding.

<" i see my error." >

You're definitely NOT our bunyip!

You're some sort of new bunjip and I don't think I like it one bit.

Our bunjip would never make an error and if he did he would certainly wouldn't admit to it.

Perhaps the new Bunyip is from the planet Reverso (a theory first explored in Superman and later refined in an episode of Seinfeld) and is *Reverso Bunyip* (the opposite of the real Bunyip).

We'll know for certain if he starts making complaints about naughty innuendo, which the real Bunyip would never do. Let's try an immediate test:

I say, I say, is that a doodle you've been drawing Bunyip?

<waits for evidence of Bizarro Bunyip-ness>

<worries>

Whe it comes to reversos I prefer the Red Dwarf variety.

would that make "Bunyip" "piynuB"?

Perhaps the piynub has met bunyip and they've just sort of canceled one another out?

Mini Skirts
1960's
Government Departments
conspiracy theorists

That should do it

I'm still stuck on the elephant tank. The hardest bit must be hollowing out the elephant...