Nothing to it really.
You just start on the inside and work your way out but stop while there's still a bit left.
Your decent sort of elephant chappy won't mind this at all (and, indeed will keep on grazing, drinking at pools along the velde and occasionally rutting) so long as you steer clear of his major organs and such.

Have notified CITES - expect a visit.

In any case you can't do these things to a quantum elephant due to the isochoric probability flows.

Besides what would you put on your passport, imagine how much longer imigration at JFK would be if you had "quantum elephant hollower" down as your occupation.

It's not just a job... It's a passion!



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 10/14/2009 03:05AM by Bonzai Kitten.

Thanks for making me laugh and half choke while eating my very very late dinner!

... a vocation even?

Although, you could convert the trunk into quite a good gun barrel....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

So, if the trunk is a gun barrel, where do you load the ammo?

Behind the ears. Which, naturally enough, are used to steer.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

"quantum elephant hollower" and "arms dealer" ? Suggest avoiding customs altogether.

Who said anything about arms? The elephant has a trunk. It does not need arms....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

How can it open its trunk without arms?

If it can be used as a weapon is it truly 'armless?

Not if it's pachyn, no.

And that's mornington crescent.

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Well done BK. :D

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland