<Returns from deepest, darkest canberra bearing pinata and a cheese and pineapple hedgehog>

Ooh, we must release the poor hedgehog!

Wouldn't bother - it will jut get hollowed out and used for storing arms.

Oh! can I do it? I should practise on something smaller.

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Perhaps practicing on something bigger might make more sense. That way there would be more room to move.

Oh, and I would try using something other than pointy sticks as well. Actually they would probably work quite well for a hedgehog - you would notice if one went through!

Maybe that is how hedgehogs were formed?

A trainee quantum shrew hollower made a few pointed errors....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Multiplies number of hedgehogs worldwide by average number of pointy sticks on average hedgehog. Wonders just how long it takes to train the average quantum shrew hollower.

Ah, this is too much work. Lets just stick cheese cubes on the hedgehogs quills and make it walk around as a buffet for the other woodland creatures.

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

I approve of this use of hedgehogs.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

rolls echinda on plate of cheese and pineapple. Aussies like to think that they have the biggest everything.

*sniggers*

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

In defence of Aussies I'd like to say that we freely admit to having the smallest failure rate in the world. But we're working hard to reverse that.

(and would the girl who sniggered please stand up!!)

<With all the snickering going on starts looking around for new-fangled Marathon bars>

<Fails to locate marathon bar for CR, so substitutes with Marathon Man>

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

<Looks at Marathon Man - realises that it is really Forrest Gump>
<Passes MM to the next person on the left>

<Loves M & M's thank CR heartily>
<Passes hated revels to the left>

<doesn't know what revels are, so passes them on>

<passes fruit salad to the right>

Sorry, I seem to have fallen asleep. I may have been hogging the Scrumpy a little more than is polite. Has anyone seen Stumpy?

Well, I found this old gypsy recipe and..........................



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/26/2009 12:21PM by SkidMarks.

....made some Stumpy Scrumpy.

Is there a vegetarian option? Not that I am one - i just don't like the after taste.

<marvels at the strength of MC's stomach >