which is never going be in WN (for reasons that will become obvious - no, it's not rude), and is a bit long for here, so if you want to read it,

[www.livejournal.com]

is the place to be; it's called 'Contracted Out'.

thangyouverymuch.

(PS - it's Adam's wedding tomorrow, so I shan't be around. My trousers dont fit. Eeeep).



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I am very interested in the Universe. I am specialising in the Universe and everything surrounding it. - E. L. Wisty

LOLOLOL

Very, very good :) I always wondered where she got the name Draco from...



I drink to drown my sorrows. Unfortunately they've learnt how to swim.

A story? I writted an entire book! Well, I have all the page numbers written anyway.

It's a start.

Very good, Jon, by the way (credit where it's due - and that had me laughing all the way to the bank!)

Dave Rainbow (who has not gone on holiday after all) printed it out. It's hilarious!



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Apparently my movements are of interest? I am plotting to lay up in Harrogate whilst choosing which northern delights to sample depending on the weather.

I like the lakes, but whenever I go they seem to be in 'filling' mode. There is even a danger I'll go on the 'Dave Rubach' tour of the east coast, looking for the 'real' site of Doriath. Then again there are a lot of other things for fogeys in the area. I like the sound of the sea but am afraid I may go 'Earendil' over it.

I have now bought a loud shirt and raised Sarah's eyebrows beyond the hairline, so I may have convinced her I am going to Hawaii after all. It is so long since my committments allowed me a holiday that I may take some proferred advice, and keep on doing so until I get the hang of it.

thought it was a bit touch and go for the goat there (hmmm <thinks> is there a seedy joke in there somewhere.) Are you sure its an entirely fictional account? had a chuckle, then another one and before I knew it I'd finished the whole bag.

I finally read it. Nicely done. Still haven't read any HP as I may be in agreement with Jon about it. (Plots to outdo perpetrator).

Very wicked! Love it! And the sequel will be featuring....?

Heheheh... I suspected as much! You do realise there are people, strange people, in certain parts of the southerly United States who might take that as a factual document?

On an unrelated note, any movement with Rupert the Cultist?



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&quot;Whisky-wa-wa,&quot; I breathed - she was dressed as Biffo the Bear.

And a very fine story it is too. :-)

Good story. Even better choice of music ! (especially in the circumstances)

Great fun! I've just sent the link to several friends.

Fantastic. Spend your time on more of those, rather than fish puns. Gah.



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Do something pretty while you can...

Dante's proposal is hereby seconded!



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

As mentioned further up the thread, I sent the link to this story to a few friends, with the title "sound plausible?", and posted it on another small message board where I thought folks would be amused. Two folks there didn't get it at all. Neither of them twigged as to who the woman was supposed to be, and they thought I wanted a critique of the writing style (which they thought was good, BTW). Worse yet, one of them is wiccan and thought I wanted her opinion on the sacrifice, so she pointed out that she doesn't do that sort of thing. Sigh. I've just sent them an explaination.

Mind you, the people I sent it to specifically (including my best friend) knew exactly who it was about, and found it very funny.