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I say, Willkins, another one seems to have gotten through the net, wot?

Indubitably sir. Would you like the spam gun?

Also, milady Jenkins said to tell you that the natives are restless again. Something about a horse race and poorly-named brewer's yeast sir.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

~a smart collection of Springer Spaniels come trotting along followed by me~

Hello good sirs.

As soon as I heard the news I went to fetch the hunting dogs.

What say you to a bit of sport?

~loads salt shot into his shot gun~

Don't shoot!

I think it might be Borat!

Shoot!!!!

I think it might be Borat

<Shoots>

Ah, missed the blighter! Never mind, reload the trifle cannon like a good sport, will you?

It is okay, I've got a bear trap set up in that copse where Borat is headed.

You're unfair. (S)he is almost certainly only some poorly paid temp. Imagine you would work for a few kopeks for every forum you crash.

But that a reason to feed him the trifle when we only get some dry old Battenberg crumbs?

.reloads the cannon.
Here you are sir. I have taken the liberty of loading it with tiramisu now that the range is increasing.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

.reloads the cannon.
Here you are sir. I have taken the liberty of loading it with tiramisu now that the range is increasing.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

deja vu, any one?

Oh well, let the dogs loose!

Tally Ho!

The dogs were pawned off years ago to pay for the faux fountain, blast it. Let the gerbils loose and may Glod have mercy on their soul!

<wonders about multile gerbild witha single soul..>
<wonders if she has become too pedantic in her old age..>

Loose the elephants!!!

[www.explosm.net]

Cry havoc! And let slip the squirrels of war!

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Wot ho, chaps. Now did I see mention of a copse with a corpse?

Loads trebuchet with triominoes. Bombs away!

Cease fire! Can't you the squirrels are in the line of fire!

<waits for squirrels to clear the field>

Carry on, Smytherson!

Why use ranged attacks that may leave victims in the line of fire when orbital insertion Dodges that? Unless we've unleashed the hunting pidgeons...

Oh well.

~lets loose the hunting pidgeons~

They needed some exercise anyway and they do so miss the hunting elephants.

Ah, who would have thought something so tragic would happen when squirrels and pigeons interact? Maybe we need a social network to support each other?

I know where there is a new one that we could use - Vkontakte ! It is big, 48 million users, but it is Ukranian and so may have a high risk of malware. (Sorry to any Ukranian websites not hosting malware/spyware. I was not referring to you!)