Better Cataract than Disaster Area.

On the plus side I think I've solved the problem of the missing lead...

I love the way how we can discuss this subject openly now. There was a time when pa*t*m*me was such a no-go area on this forum that people would be flamed for even daring to whisper "He's behind you!"

heh.

I think it is the influence of Speckles.

Re: Information Request.

Re: Aladdins, pantomime, for the use of, missing, one, required information, hint expoundation and elucidatification.

Please action soonest.

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<wonders how long Cowardly Lion will defy gravity, having leapt six feet in the air over a page ago>

<gets out of the way, just in case>

<Obliges all by falling up through the floor and vanishing up into air once again>

I nominate P.N. Guin for Aladdin!

wark wark wark wark

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Just had a call from Speckles' agent - seems he has issues. Due to his recent high profile he's worried about being type cast as the Pantomime Elephant. I've offered him the role as Aladin -we're waiting to hear. In the meantime we've been asked to consider his other demands:

No mice (clockwork or otherwise) allowed on set.
No close ups. Seems the full body lift wasn't entirely successful.
Also due to a recent court case he's not prepared to work with anyone who has peanut allergies.

~writes these down as possible things to do as The Evil Genie~

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You can't spell "fundamental" without "fun", "damn" and "mental."

<saunters on>

I say, I say, I once had a dog with no nose!

Did it smell?

<Dawdles in from other side of stage>

Terrible. Boom! Boom!

I say, I say, I say. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea. Ba doom dish!

No, I didn't post "How did it smell?"!

We know, and technicalities should never conflict with an old old joke.

Hear, hear!

Where? Where?

Behind you! Behind you!

<Stubs toe on Speckles>