Casts around for somebody to cast a casting director.

<an invisible giggle floats through the room>

I say! I say! Did the panto ever eventuate?

Surely someone has developed the script or should we create it as a joint effort on a thread as was suggested.

Someone has to be the ring bearer.

I should cast myself as an embarrassing sound in the wings.


Remember the Campaign for Resurrecting old Phorums threads is still lurking in the dark.

As I recall, it starts with a song:

Aladin: " I'm leaning on a lamp stall at the corner of the street, in case a certain little lady passes by."

Enter Jasmin stage left:

<Jasmin trips over a spare tumbleweed as the prop master has gone on holiday>

<Aladdin stifles a laugh, Jasmin throws shoe at Aladdin>

(The Director should be yelling "STOP STOP" now, but does anyone remember who the Director is?)

Jasmine: (emerges (hopping) from wings.

"I say! I say! I've just seen a lot of little tents with shops and jugglers and carpet-sellers in them. How Bizarre!"

Director : Stop misrepresenting Cecil B De Mille. It is an epic which I think is a relative of Eric the Half a Bee.

Aladdin: I got a torch song I would sing to you: 'I'm mad about the boy.....'

Director: so it's one of those types of shows, is it? Well, I'm off.