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Expounds: "'ello 'ello 'ello. what do you call a blond policeman?"
Adjusts crotch of tights, descends through trapdoor, opens centerfold from "The Magic Book of Haberdashery, Topiary and Vector Calculus," readjusts tight crotch. Apologises. Opens pack of sesame crackers, cracks can of stumpy cider, lights organic cigar. Coughs, extinguishes cigar, repositions trampoline marked, "Property of cowardly Lion." Looks around for applause. Not a sausage. Replaces kneecaps on knees, resumes study of script.
Thanks, VM and CR. Using the handlebar moustache and the bicycle from the Stationary room (marked with the purple "S") I managed to catch up to the rolling ball-mounted Stationery room (marked with an Invisible "S") to get some fresh Script Sheets.
<Finds place in script, returns to Stage.
Has forgotten glasses.
Calls, "A blond policeman is a Light-haired Lawman!"
Waits for applause.
Snarler shortage continues.>