I've been inspired to return to the forum (after way too long) by the fact that Jasper is actually coming to a bookstore 4.2 miles from my home in Ann Arbor, Michigan, USA.

I've seen Jasper several times before, but always after driving for at least 3 hours to get to the bookstore in question. And on his last tour the nearest stop was about a 10 hour drive from here--too far even for me to go for just a booksigning. So this'll be a pleasant change!

Where have you been hiding?

Enjoy the signing.

<whispers, while displaying knock-off cheddar in coat> Psst... Wanna buy some cheese?

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Hello again. :D

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"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
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I love cheese, but how do I know you're not an undercover cheese tax enforcement agent?

<offers to go down the road and buy some welsh cheese to sneak across the border>

Welcome back!

I know some boardellans in your neck of the woods & the odds are high that at least one will be at this signing-
us pie & booklovers gotta stick together-
too bad I'm living too far south to make it for this tour...

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Good point. Maybe I should get a business card saying "NOT a cheese enforcement officer"... Or would that count as entrapment?

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower