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Fictional Tweets
Posted by: LeonardQuirm (---.static.enta.net)
Date: January 06, 2010 11:12PM

Time for a new game, right? Inspired by a mix of I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue, Thursday's adventures, and this wonderful page (The End of Time Part Two spoilers ahoy!), I started to wonder what we would see if some of our fictional characters had access to Twitter?

For example:

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BertieW says...

@RJeeves: What ho! Just come up with a jolly plan to sort this bally mess out. Should be able to sort this one out on my own, I reckon!

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Leap in with your suggestions for characters from other stuff, or maybe responses to this one? Who knows, we could get a dialogue going!

Re: Fictional Tweets
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.98.---)
Date: January 13, 2010 06:03AM

BiGglez says...

@Algy: "White Fokker" lulz, jst gt it. gon gt hgh l8r?


(couldn't think of a reply to yours, so I just turned biggles into a 15 year old try hard)




Part time Quantum Elephant hollower



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/13/2010 06:04AM by Bonzai Kitten.

Re: Fictional Tweets
Posted by: MartinB (---.dynamic.isadsl.co.za)
Date: January 18, 2010 08:28PM

Zharkinator says:

@all: BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP YOU MISERABLE PEONS!

Zharkinator says:

@TiggyHog: Are you any good with bloodstains and ash in velvet?

Voldemort says:

Again? Why does the boy not stay dead?

Re: Fictional Tweets
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: January 19, 2010 07:17AM

Universes-R-Us Inc says

@God: Please return your latest Create-A-Universe package. That batch has been infected with humans.

Re: Fictional Tweets
Posted by: steeljam (---.range86-153.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 20, 2010 07:12PM

DrWho says:

All this face changing really screws up my shaving technique!

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and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
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Re: Fictional Tweets
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: March 02, 2010 09:05AM

Lizzie Bennet:
@Miss Bingley: Hands off grlfriend!

Re: Fictional Tweets
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (141.132.132.---)
Date: March 18, 2010 05:24AM

Gandalf says:

FFS, I found the napisan that's all, it's no biggie!




Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Re: Fictional Tweets
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: March 24, 2010 12:24PM

Lady MacBeth says:

Napisan? Any good at getting spots out?

Re: Fictional Tweets
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: April 16, 2010 08:47AM

Caesar says:

@Brutus: Know a good doctor? I have this stabbing pain...

Re: Fictional Tweets
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: April 19, 2010 04:56PM

Brutus
@Ceaser: You too?

Re: Fictional Tweets
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: May 18, 2010 01:17PM

@Saddam
OMG WMD?

@Bush WTF? DO NOT WANT!!11 lolz

Re: Fictional Tweets
Posted by: steeljam (---.range86-147.btcentralplus.com)
Date: May 30, 2010 11:06PM

@Brown
Thought I could organise a coalision with the Liberals but then realised Maggie had closed all the coal mines. Bitch.

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

Re: Fictional Tweets
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dial.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: June 02, 2010 12:23PM

@Death
Where's your sting at, man?

@Grave
OMG like I've looked and I totally can't find your victory?

Re: Fictional Tweets
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: April 07, 2011 12:49PM

BillyG says

@SteveJ
Can I sell W7 as an iPad app?

Re: Fictional Tweets
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: April 18, 2011 05:43AM

QE2 (on Camilla being queen)

WE are bloody well not amused.



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