0)Arguably mineral and/or vegetable, has been described as animal but is mostly ethereal
1)Is it ectoplasm? No (but it would have been if I had thought about it.)
2) Do you own one? No
3) Is it ffordean? No
4) Does it fit into a breadbox? No (Please note ethereal)

It has a physical form, but with very few exceptions peoples' perception of it and other similar entities is not of the physical form itself.

5) Is it space dust? No
6) Does it smell? No , but the general consensus is that it stinks

7) Is it bad weather?

0)Arguably mineral and/or vegetable, has been described as animal but is mostly ethereal
1)Is it ectoplasm? No (but it would have been if I had thought about it.)
2) Do you own one? No
3) Is it ffordean? No
4) Does it fit into a breadbox? No (Please note ethereal)

It has a physical form, but with very few exceptions peoples' perception of it and other similar entities is not of the physical form itself.

5) Is it space dust? No
6) Does it smell? No , but the general consensus is that it stinks
7) Is it bad weather? No

8) Does it involve a lot of people?

0)Arguably mineral and/or vegetable, has been described as animal but is mostly ethereal
1)Is it ectoplasm? No (but it would have been if I had thought about it.)
2) Do you own one? No
3) Is it ffordean? No
4) Does it fit into a breadbox? No (Please note ethereal)

It has a physical form, but with very few exceptions peoples' perception of it and other similar entities is not of the physical form itself.

5) Is it space dust? No
6) Does it smell? No , but the general consensus is that it stinks
7) Is it bad weather? No
8) Does it involve a lot of people? yes, but nowhere near as many as the owners wanted

Would you expect the average Joe Bloggs to enjoy the musical content of your unknown entity more than listening to a rendition of Handel's Largo performed on bagpipes constructed from a hollowed out haggis?

0)Arguably mineral and/or vegetable, has been described as animal but is mostly ethereal
1)Is it ectoplasm? No (but it would have been if I had thought about it.)
2) Do you own one? No
3) Is it ffordean? No
4) Does it fit into a breadbox? No (Please note ethereal)

It has a physical form, but with very few exceptions peoples' perception of it and other similar entities is not of the physical form itself.

5) Is it space dust? No
6) Does it smell? No , but the general consensus is that it stinks
7) Is it bad weather? No
8) Does it involve a lot of people? yes, but nowhere near as many as the owners wanted
9) Would you expect the average Joe Bloggs to enjoy the musical content of your unknown entity more than listening to a rendition of Handel's Largo performed on bagpipes constructed from a hollowed out haggis? Yes, but the music, while integral, is incidental.

edited to add comment so that you don't all assume it is a piece of music



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/17/2012 01:59PM by SkidMarks.

10) Is it broadcast into the ether (or...)

0)Arguably mineral and/or vegetable, has been described as animal but is mostly ethereal
1)Is it ectoplasm? No (but it would have been if I had thought about it.)
2) Do you own one? No
3) Is it ffordean? No
4) Does it fit into a breadbox? No (Please note ethereal)

It has a physical form, but with very few exceptions peoples' perception of it and other similar entities is not of the physical form itself.

5) Is it space dust? No
6) Does it smell? No , but the general consensus is that it stinks
7) Is it bad weather? No
8) Does it involve a lot of people? yes, but nowhere near as many as the owners wanted
9) Would you expect the average Joe Bloggs to enjoy the musical content of your unknown entity more than listening to a rendition of Handel's Largo performed on bagpipes constructed from a hollowed out haggis? Yes, but the music, while integral, is incidental.

edited to add comment so that you don't all assume it is a piece of music
10) Is it broadcast into the ether (or...)No, not yet, but probably soon

Is it about politics?

0)Arguably mineral and/or vegetable, has been described as animal but is mostly ethereal
1)Is it ectoplasm? No (but it would have been if I had thought about it.)
2) Do you own one? No
3) Is it ffordean? No
4) Does it fit into a breadbox? No (Please note ethereal)

It has a physical form, but with very few exceptions peoples' perception of it and other similar entities is not of the physical form itself.

5) Is it space dust? No
6) Does it smell? No , but the general consensus is that it stinks
7) Is it bad weather? No
8) Does it involve a lot of people? yes, but nowhere near as many as the owners wanted
9) Would you expect the average Joe Bloggs to enjoy the musical content of your unknown entity more than listening to a rendition of Handel's Largo performed on bagpipes constructed from a hollowed out haggis? Yes, but the music, while integral, is incidental.

Not a pies of music

10) Is it broadcast into the ether (or...)No, not yet, but probably soon
11) Is it about politics? No - (like the Q1 I wish that I had thought of that answer, though!)

When we get to 20) either 'e'll tell us or 'e won't

Is it used against people?

0)Arguably mineral and/or vegetable, has been described as animal but is mostly ethereal
1)Is it ectoplasm? No (but it would have been if I had thought about it.)
2) Do you own one? No
3) Is it ffordean? No
4) Does it fit into a breadbox? No (Please note ethereal)

It has a physical form, but with very few exceptions peoples' perception of it and other similar entities is not of the physical form itself.

5) Is it space dust? No
6) Does it smell? No , but the general consensus is that it stinks
7) Is it bad weather? No
8) Does it involve a lot of people? yes, but nowhere near as many as the owners wanted
9) Would you expect the average Joe Bloggs to enjoy the musical content of your unknown entity more than listening to a rendition of Handel's Largo performed on bagpipes constructed from a hollowed out haggis? Yes, but the music, while integral, is incidental.

Not a piece of music

10) Is it broadcast into the ether (or...)No, not yet, but probably soon
11) Is it about politics? No - (like the Q1 I wish that I had thought of that answer, though!)
12) Is it used against people? No

It is an entertainment

Is it a movie?

0)Arguably mineral and/or vegetable, has been described as animal but is mostly ethereal
1)Is it ectoplasm? No (but it would have been if I had thought about it.)
2) Do you own one? No
3) Is it ffordean? No
4) Does it fit into a breadbox? No (Please note ethereal)

It has a physical form, but with very few exceptions peoples' perception of it and other similar entities is not of the physical form itself.

5) Is it space dust? No
6) Does it smell? No , but the general consensus is that it stinks
7) Is it bad weather? No
8) Does it involve a lot of people? yes, but nowhere near as many as the owners wanted
9) Would you expect the average Joe Bloggs to enjoy the musical content of your unknown entity more than listening to a rendition of Handel's Largo performed on bagpipes constructed from a hollowed out haggis? Yes, but the music, while integral, is incidental.

Not a piece of music

10) Is it broadcast into the ether (or...)No, not yet, but probably soon
11) Is it about politics? No - (like the Q1 I wish that I had thought of that answer, though!)
12) Is it used against people? No
13) Is it a movie? Yes

Is it a colour movie?

0)Arguably mineral and/or vegetable, has been described as animal but is mostly ethereal
1)Is it ectoplasm? No (but it would have been if I had thought about it.)
2) Do you own one? No
3) Is it ffordean? No
4) Does it fit into a breadbox? No (Please note ethereal)

It has a physical form, but with very few exceptions peoples' perception of it and other similar entities is not of the physical form itself.

5) Is it space dust? No
6) Does it smell? No , but the general consensus is that it stinks
7) Is it bad weather? No
8) Does it involve a lot of people? yes, but nowhere near as many as the owners wanted
9) Would you expect the average Joe Bloggs to enjoy the musical content of your unknown entity more than listening to a rendition of Handel's Largo performed on bagpipes constructed from a hollowed out haggis? Yes, but the music, while integral, is incidental.

Not a piece of music

10) Is it broadcast into the ether (or...)No, not yet, but probably soon
11) Is it about politics? No - (like the Q1 I wish that I had thought of that answer, though!)
12) Is it used against people? No
13) Is it a movie? Yes
14)Is it a colour movie? Yes

Roughly how many RPM do you feel Edgar Rice Burroughs's body is managing at the moment?

<Hands the ceremonial cloak of questioneer to MistyCat>

For the record, while not exactly a good version of the Barsoom origin story, it was better (less bad?) than a lot of recent movies. I think that if it hadn't cost so much it would not have taken the battering that it has been given.

(If you are still confused, look up John Carter & Disney)