Oh! I can see it peeking out of the box.

03)Is it a fluffy tabby kitten with a floppy ear?

03)Is it a fluffy tabby kitten with a floppy ear?

Fluffy: Yup.

Tabby: Yup.

Kitten: Well, an elderly kitten. Yup.

Floppy ear: Meh.

There'll be a bit of a delay with some of the trappings of office, as the house is riddled with pestilence and disease, and some very strong decontamination measures will need to be taken.

Ignore anyone who tells you I just have a case of 'Flu. Near to death, I tell you.

Oh, and Cloak? What Cloak? I don't recall getting a Cloak.

Really???!?

You cannot find the Cloak because it was sold to the Harry Potter prop museum. they couldn't find theirs and ours was a perfect match in both colour (none), size (one size fits all) and weight (none).


0) vegetable

1) Edible?

0) vegetable
1) Edible? Yes

2) Will one of it fit in a breadbox?

0) vegetable
1) Edible? Yes
2) Will one of it fit in a breadbox? Yes

3) Is it eaten happily by most First-world children?

0) vegetable
1) Edible? Yes
2) Will one of it fit in a breadbox? Yes
3) Is it eaten happily by most First-world children? Yes (I think.)

Will it fit in the average First-world child's left nostril?

0) vegetable
1) Edible? Yes
2) Will one of it fit in a breadbox? Yes
3) Is it eaten happily by most First-world children? Yes (I think.)
4) Will it fit in the average First-world child's left nostril? No, not without the use of extreme force and some facial modification.

Does the edible part grow above ground?

0) vegetable
1) Edible? Yes
2) Will one of it fit in a breadbox? Yes
3) Is it eaten happily by most First-world children? Yes (I think.)
4) Will it fit in the average First-world child's left nostril? No, not without the use of extreme force and some facial modification.
5) Does the edible part grow above ground? Yes

) Is it fruity( like me aged 30)

0) vegetable
1) Edible? Yes
2) Will one of it fit in a breadbox? Yes
3) Is it eaten happily by most First-world children? Yes (I think.)
4) Will it fit in the average First-world child's left nostril? No, not without the use of extreme force and some facial modification.
5) Does the edible part grow above ground? Yes
6) ) Is it fruity? YES! (like me aged 30)? Hmmmm. Possibly not that fruity

0) vegetable
1) Edible? Yes
2) Will one of it fit in a breadbox? Yes
3) Is it eaten happily by most First-world children? Yes (I think.)
4) Will it fit in the average First-world child's left nostril? No, not without the use of extreme force and some facial modification.
5) Does the edible part grow above ground? Yes
6) ) Is it fruity? YES! (like me aged 30)? Hmmmm. Possibly not that fruity


Time for a clue? - reading here may help

0) vegetable
1) Edible? Yes
2) Will one of it fit in a breadbox? Yes
3) Is it eaten happily by most First-world children? Yes (I think.)
4) Will it fit in the average First-world child's left nostril? No, not without the use of extreme force and some facial modification.
5) Does the edible part grow above ground? Yes
6) Is it fruity? YES! (like me aged 30)? Hmmmm. Possibly not that fruity.
7) Is it considered a fruit, rather than a vegetable?

0) vegetable
1) Edible? Yes
2) Will one of it fit in a breadbox? Yes
3) Is it eaten happily by most First-world children? Yes (I think.)
4) Will it fit in the average First-world child's left nostril? No, not without the use of extreme force and some facial modification.
5) Does the edible part grow above ground? Yes
6) Is it fruity? YES! (like me aged 30)? Hmmmm. Possibly not that fruity.
7) Is it considered a fruit, rather than a vegetable? Yes

It's a pineapple

YES !! It is a pinapple.

OB now has the fluffy slippers of control