OK Could be animal vegetable or mineral or any combination of the above

It's a haggis.

1) Inspite of my name it has noyhing to do with north of the border

Do you have one in your house?

2) I do not have one in my house, nor , more importantly do I have two

2) I do not have one in my house, nor , more importantly do I have two

Is it a camel's hump?

Animal vegetable or mineral or a bit of all three

1)It hain't an 'aggis

2)I do not have one (or two) in my house

3)It isn't a camel's hump!??!

Do most people have one (or two) in their home?

not the sort in question but invariably other varieties(4)

Are they portable?

5) Yes they areportable

Are they used to listen to music and/or other stuff?

6) Nah!

Is it constructed?

7) it or they are certainly manufactured

does it contain other objects?

Halloo Skiddy

I think this is number 8 but as it's only thee and me it doesn't really matter. Now then let's see: they don't contain anything when you buy them but hopefully things change once they are in your possession. I visited the Treehouse today but it's nobbut a collection of old bones, feathers and dust. Took some dried Speckle droppings for my allotment.

Hi OB.

I tended to stay away from the treehouse when it got quite noisy.
Be careful with Speckle droppings: you could end up with a herd on elephants in your allotment if you are not careful.

Is it (they) a vase (or vases)?

9) Nah!