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00) As far as I know, it's mineral.
01) Is it precious? I've forgotten what it is, but it probably wasn't precious.
02a) Is it a breadbin? Nope.
02b) Would it fit in a 'normally' sized breadbin? Some would, some wouldn't.
03) It is Bonzai Kitten's pointy stick? Alas, it isn't.
04) Does it require a power source to function? Yes! Yes! Yes!
05) Is it a computer of some kind? No. I must answer in the negative, skipper.
06) Incredibly broad question involving water? It's inconceivable that they're not used with water somehow somewhere.
07) Is it something to do with beverages? No.
08) Is it a magnificently decadent water conveyance which probably couldn't float? No.
09) Does it involve period costume? No. Barring bizarre future period costumes.
10) Does it involve timey whimey stuff? No.
11) Does it have a motor? No, but you would find one in some motors.
12a) Is it a funicular? No.
12b) Funicufan? No, it is not made up.
Maybe we should have played charades instead?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/13/2013 08:19AM by EgonSpengler.
Everybody hates me. It's a curse for bad karma in previous incarnations. I never wanted to be Emperor Ming.
00) As far as I know, it's mineral.
01) Is it precious? I've forgotten what it is, but it probably wasn't precious.
02a) Is it a breadbin? Nope.
02b) Would it fit in a 'normally' sized breadbin? Some would, some wouldn't.
03) It is Bonzai Kitten's pointy stick? Alas, it isn't.
04) Does it require a power source to function? Yes! Yes! Yes!
05) Is it a computer of some kind? No. I must answer in the negative, skipper.
06) Incredibly broad question involving water? It's inconceivable that they're not used with water somehow somewhere.
07) Is it something to do with beverages? No.
08) Is it a magnificently decadent water conveyance which probably couldn't float? No.
09) Does it involve period costume? No. Barring bizarre future period costumes.
10) Does it involve timey whimey stuff? No.
11) Does it have a motor? No, but you would find one in some motors.
12a) Is it a funicular? No.
12b) Funicufan? No, it is not made up.
13) Is part of its function to move? Not in itself. One of its most famous applications involves very fast movement.
00) As far as I know, it's mineral.
01) Is it precious? I've forgotten what it is, but it probably wasn't precious.
02a) Is it a breadbin? Nope.
02b) Would it fit in a 'normally' sized breadbin? Some would, some wouldn't.
03) It is Bonzai Kitten's pointy stick? Alas, it isn't.
04) Does it require a power source to function? Yes! Yes! Yes!
05) Is it a computer of some kind? No. I must answer in the negative, skipper.
06) Incredibly broad question involving water? It's inconceivable that they're not used with water somehow somewhere.
07) Is it something to do with beverages? No.
08) Is it a magnificently decadent water conveyance which probably couldn't float? No.
09) Does it involve period costume? No. Barring bizarre future period costumes.
10) Does it involve timey whimey stuff? No.
11) Does it have a motor? No, but you would find one in some motors.
12a) Is it a funicular? No.
12b) Funicufan? No, it is not made up.
13) Is part of its function to move? Not in itself. One of its most famous applications involves very fast movement.
14) Is it an electromagnet? YES! Huzzah!
0) It is mineral
1)Is it the calcified remains of a once living but long dead king of reptile life? No
2) Has it bin a bread bin of average size and disposition No, it has never bin a breadbin, or any other type of bin
0) It is mineral
1)Is it the calcified remains of a once living but long dead king of reptile life? No
2) Has it bin a bread bin of average size and disposition No, it has never bin a breadbin, or any other type of bin
3) Is it useful? Yes, if you have a use for it.
0) It is mineral
1)Is it the calcified remains of a once living but long dead king of reptile life? No
2) Has it bin a bread bin of average size and disposition No, it has never bin a breadbin, or any other type of bin
3) Is it useful? Yes, if you have a use for it.
4) Is it precious? No