Posted by: SkidMarks
1) Edible? Yes
2) Will one of it fit in a breadbox? Yes
3) Is it eaten happily by most First-world children? Yes (I think.)
4) Will it fit in the average First-world child's left nostril? No, not without the use of extreme force and some facial modification.
5) Does the edible part grow above ground? Yes
6) ) Is it fruity? YES!
(like me aged 30)? Hmmmm. Possibly not that fruity
Time for a clue? - reading here