<wonders why ES thinks that will make a difference>

Didn't you know that cyber-pies only need a bit of flour?

<wonders why SkidMarks isn't worried>

<elimates last piece of flour in the Fforum>

<boggles at relative inefficiency of Moriarty>

<produces first of his suet-topped pies and issues warning to veggies>

<wondering why Skids is glaring at the carrots and potatoes>

<sees birds at window, offers them the suet pies>

<happy the birds are happy>

<settles down with crossword puzzle, but gets up again quickly to find a happyword puzzle, and a thesaurus>

<offers SM a recipe for flourless pasty>

<wonders why sue t is sat on a pie>

<wonders if veggies are allowed to eat people>

<pictures a giant Venus fly trap>

<wonders if we can get the veggies to eat the shoes>

<sits down at writing desk. Writes 'dear spammers, see what you did just then? This is why we can't have nice things.'>
<adds obligatory rant featuring battlestar galactica, Nazis and conspiracy theories, wraps around a brick. Ties with awful emo poetry and lobs out window.>
<waits for pie>

(so how is everyone?)

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Can't speak for everyone. I'm recovering from surgery la de lah de la.

Next?

<sets cheese-loader spammer trap>



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<loads cheese>

surgery? I wish you a speedy recovery!

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

If BK loads cheese and we have a cheese-loader spammer trap does that make BK the trap? Just asking, no need for pointy sticks!

Get well soon ES. We have a new puppy so busy cleaning up puppy puddles.

Yes, get well ES.

Let us train the puppy to hunt Spammers.

Thank you. I just checked and then actively boggled. The spam goes on for six pages!

I think puppies love spam, so training them should be easy. But I don't want to clean up after them after they eat that much spam, so... maybe nevermind.


I wonder if they are making shoes out of all the spam they are generating?

Puppies on a spam diet doesn't sound good to me. The quality of the output is directly related to the inputs!

Maybe skids could develop a shoe pastry (geddit, geddit?)?
... I just get my hat and coat.

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

<Draws back string of a very oversized Long Bow>

Well he's at it he could try some Shoei Pastry Helmets

Meanwhile, the thread question Have we actually GOT moderators has been answered.

YES! I can see clearly now the spam has gone...

<many thanks to the moderator(s) for rescueing this forum from submersion>



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YES! The god-like wrath of the admin has tossed out all the shoes!!!

<dances in circles>

Happy Day Happy Day!

Thank you Jasper! Give our best to all the family - and a hug and a cookie from me (but no shoes, please)

<sadly sees that now most other forums get attacked>