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I rang to find out what colour mammoths were on sale, but their stock of mammoths was very like cheese in a Python Cheese Shop. I also discovered that half-mammoths are sold only in pairs. I feel very let down.
I think we've fallen into the (mammoth) trap of thinking mammoths have not evolved. This particular line of mammoths, living as they do in a coastal region, no longer need sails as they have evolved outboard motors.
Actually, we do have a small problem of lost cows around here. One got out, and was in the curve of a road, and took out my sister-in-law's car windshield. With her jaw. The cow was fine (presumably had a headache). Major damage to the car.
Perhaps that is why they hide on the top floor, no cars up there.
If anyone sees a purple mammoth, please let me know? The fence is down again.
Indeed - but in the bottom left hand corner on the coast where I am blizzards are few and far between. But it is true that if you can't see the mountains it is raining, if you can see them, it's going to rain.