Which one is Ant and which one is Dec?

Ant is on the left.

If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come dark is always there first?

Everyone always says that....but *whose* left is he on?

If two people are talking and one of them leaves, which one is left? The one on the left, or the one who has left?

Methinks the one who has been left is left.

What bothers me more: Which one is right?

Dec

Well after some experimentation, I can say that if you choke a smurf it goes grey, mouldy green, and eventually runny.

I can't worry about Smurfs yet - I'm still worried about Ant and Dec.

What happens if they turn their backs to the camera, who is on the left then?

What happens if you film them from behind and from the front at the same time?

What side did Dec stand on when he got married?

is ant and jed like jedward?

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> [...] What bothers me more: Which one is right?

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> Dec

And pray tell me why he can never be wrong?

Actually that's an interesting question.

*IS* Ant and Dec like Jedward?

I would ask what you are all discussing but I'm not sure I want to know...

You're possibly better off not knowing.

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Ant and Dec are Anthony McPartlin (shorter hair, longer forehead) and Declan Donnolly (longer hair, shorter body), and together they are the Kings of British television.

Sorry, this was a double post: router playing up!



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And Ant is always on the left, front or back, because if not they would become Dec and Ant.

But what if they were in China?

Or the Antipodes where the Declination is different.

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A bit like the speed of light, the order of Ant and Dec is a universal constant, except on the Discworld, which has other priorities.

I have a totally change of topic question:

Does anyone else think that some of these threads could be slightly edited and produced as books and published?

I think the Treehouse, Define that word, and the Barman are all things that may appeal to an outside audience.

Or do we wish to remain anonymous and only seekers of a higher order of truth should find these by their own efforts?