Snoppy is the grandfather of planking, and obviously a grandmaster at it.

How does he do it?

Why do I keep mistaking GAQ's for discussion points?

discuss all you want, just don't answer.

LOL

One can always settle for a lesser unanswered question and work up the proficiency ladder to the great unanswered questions.

If you are building a treehouse, and you hit your thumb with a hammer, what do you do?

This will invarably happen, so you use it as an argument for predestination and get into a fight with quantum theorists.

Why can I wake up at 4 a.m. and be very awake, but when the alarm goes off at 5:40 a.m., I can barely get my eyes to open? (My own personal unanswered question...)

At 4 a.m. you are not very awake, you merely dream that you are very awake.

Scientists differ of opinion as to whether the unability to open one's eyes is a dream as well.

delacuesta Wrote:
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> At 4 a.m. you are not very awake, you merely dream
> that you are very awake.
>
Is that also true of 9 a.m. or am I really in this office?

Can things move faster than the speed of light?

Yes Yes I'm sure I moved faster than light when I poked a hole on my bedroom ceiling and the room filled up with angry verminous wasps.
Signed Mrs Doreen Malaprop

Why is it called Doctor Who?

WHAT!!!!

I thought everyone knows that he is employed by the World Health Organisation Arts and Entertainments Division to keep the world happy. Should be called Dr whoaed by rights but you can't stop him now we're having such a good time.
What I want to know is why does eveybody profess to like strawberries so much when we all know what pippy sour little buggers they really are .Why not just eat spoonfuls of sugar instead and cut out the grief.?



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CannibalRabbit Wrote:
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> Why is it called Doctor Who?

Have you seen the latest episode?

No that's coming this Saturday to the antipodes - it takes a while to fly down here.

A tardy Tardis?

A week of dodging Spoilers! At least it's only a week.

OB, ~real~ strawberries are wonderful. However, we've been misbehaving and are apparently only allowed access to the uh, "pippy little... " uh, whatever you said. I want to know why we aren't allowed the good ones any more. And I ~do~ eat sugar by the spoonful, but it doesn't seem to do any good...

I also want to know why time flies when you're having fun, who made up that stupid rule?

I am curious. Here we get bush flies, house flies, March flies, horse flies etc, as well as mosquitos and european wasps.

I have yet to meet a time fly.

what would happen if one was bitten/stung by a time fly?

would you move to the future at a faster rate, or would time slow for you?

answers on a $50 note please.

It is also strange that, while time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas.