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Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 14, 2011 05:42PM

Fruit bats as well.

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: October 14, 2011 07:40PM

Yes, I like bananas. Never been called a fruit bat, though.

That is one of my dog's name. Anna Banana. She answers better to that than to just "Anna" or "Annabelle" or "Annabelly". So maybe she likes bananas too.

Maybe I should call her Fruit Bat.

So why do we give dogs such silly names?

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 16, 2011 12:28AM

Am I right in thinking that Fruit bats, but Strawberry fields?

Great unanswered questions
Posted by: zendao42 (---.bhm.bellsouth.net)
Date: October 17, 2011 05:18AM

That reminds me, need to check the boardello again, it's full of fruitbats!

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 17, 2011 12:27PM

So if fruit bats, who's bowling?

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: October 17, 2011 02:27PM

I know a Buie Bowling, but I don't think she bowls. She makes bowls, she's a potter. Does that count?

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-179.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 17, 2011 05:02PM

I imagine Casanova is the bowler. He's always up for bowling a maiden over.

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 18, 2011 11:50AM

Is that with Casanunder knelt down behind the maiden's legs?

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 18, 2011 02:00PM

Have all these maidens come from the bordello and if so will Z42 please take them back?

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: October 18, 2011 03:49PM

The boardello is a frightening place. I must go back there soon.

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: October 18, 2011 03:49PM

Double post. Sorry



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/18/2011 03:50PM by SkidMarks.

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 18, 2011 10:13PM

Is SkidMarks double posting because he can't wait for the papier mache?

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: October 19, 2011 12:01AM

No - an early birthday prezzie for Geg

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: October 19, 2011 05:38PM

So who thought of putting candy in a papier mache animal, then beating it to death?

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 19, 2011 10:06PM

I don't know about you but my money is on OB.

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-182.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 20, 2011 11:12AM

Well I never. I aver that's the most acerbic aspersion I've ever ascertained.

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: MartinB (---.dynamic.isadsl.co.za)
Date: October 20, 2011 08:27PM

Where have I been?

Answers on a postcard please. Most interesting answer actually gets a postcard from me. :)

Can you say fairer than that, guv?

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Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
Date: October 21, 2011 04:36AM

Martin, being a person who studied rocks and things pertaining to them, has probably been stoned somewhere and has just returned to being aware of civilisation, such as it is, and rejoined the hallowed fforumites.

Am I right, or did he get abducted by a large pink pandemonium?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/21/2011 04:37AM by bunyip.

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: October 21, 2011 08:38AM

Hi Martin, glad that you are back.

Do you still have two arms? If so, you have not got yourself stuck in a crevice

Re: Great unanswered questions
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: October 21, 2011 12:20PM

Have you been going round and round inside the Large Hadron Collider looking for a door marked "EXIT"?

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