I'm on the bus on the way to uni, and behind me are two other students discussing how Marlowe faked his death and wrote Shakespeare's plays... And something about a 2 million pound reward.
It made me smile, and think of you lot!

...'it's all perfectly worked out... All we need now is the proof!'

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Somewhere on Page 15 of the "Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?" thread, it was established that ES wrote Hamlet (for certain values of "Hamlet.")

Having checked page 15 of said thread I must refute that is ALLEGED that I wrote Hamlet. It is in fact untrue. I wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream while completely confused in a slump somewhere.