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Re: Panto
Posted by: bunyip (101.103.156.---)
Date: January 28, 2014 12:19AM

Not to carp about it, but would Jack climb the greenery and try to get a line in about the pay scale for the piscine players?

Re: Panto
Posted by: OB (---.range86-186.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 28, 2014 09:58AM

He would if it was a fishing line, but I've got a feeling that he'd rather make jokes about tunas for the orchestra.

Re: Panto
Posted by: bunyip (101.103.156.---)
Date: January 29, 2014 03:12AM

So he would scale the line, then?

And when it was all over would he say 'Fin' in the French version?

Re: Panto
Posted by: OB (---.range109-150.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 29, 2014 05:11PM

I think we need a manta rays the curtain and wake up the kippers in the plaice.

Re: Panto
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: January 30, 2014 09:37AM

Quote:
I think we need a manta rays the curtain and wake up the kippers in the plaice.
I say, that was rather good.

Re: Panto
Posted by: bunyip (---.lns2.way.bigpond.net.au)
Date: January 30, 2014 10:44PM

I concur.

Re: Panto
Posted by: OB (---.range109-150.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 31, 2014 10:00AM

Conch oo think of some fishy puns?

The panto could be Ali Baba and the Forty Sub-mariners

Re: Panto
Posted by: bunyip (101.103.163.---)
Date: February 13, 2014 03:19AM

If we choose to go to a more piscine presentation it could be called "Ali Blub-blub and the 40 sub -mariners".

However I think that a flat stage would have difficulty in holding the scenery.

Re: Panto
Posted by: OB (---.range86-152.btcentralplus.com)
Date: February 13, 2014 10:53AM

No,no. That's glass ceiling thinking.This is the dawning of the Age of Aquariums and if we put our skates on we can overcome..

Re: Panto
Posted by: Sir FFlint (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: February 18, 2014 03:58AM

We could recruit flatfish... for the flat stage.

Re: Panto
Posted by: bunyip (101.103.163.---)
Date: February 18, 2014 10:30PM

This is no plaice to start the fish jokes over again. Cod we have a moratorium on the piscine puns, please?

Re: Panto
Posted by: Sir FFlint (---.wa.westnet.com.au)
Date: February 22, 2014 02:12AM

What an unconchnable remark! With mussels like mine, I'm not clamming up for anyone.

Re: Panto
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 03, 2014 10:16AM

There is a porpoise to all of this acquatic wit, I hope that no-one is going to pike out.

Re: Panto
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginm.net)
Date: July 27, 2014 02:41PM

My chips are cold.

however as it is so warm here (quite chilly for you Ozzies), I will eat them anyway.

Who has the vinegar?

Re: Panto
Posted by: OB (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 02, 2014 09:07AM

Sour puss in boots

Re: Panto
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.as43234.net)
Date: October 10, 2014 09:58AM

No, not the vinegar. I can't hake it!

Re: Panto
Posted by: OB (---.range86-166.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 10, 2014 07:36PM

salmon, who shall be nameless, is chipping in again!

Re: Panto
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.as13285.net)
Date: November 19, 2014 11:52AM

Oh, the hassle, if only I could tuna her out.

Re: Panto
Posted by: OB (---.range86-148.btcentralplus.com)
Date: November 22, 2014 05:25PM

If I could crab everyone's attench un for a mo can we have a stab at HMS Piranhafore?

Re: Panto
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.as13285.net)
Date: November 22, 2014 07:20PM

Oh, the pun fatigue! Help, outside world, help!

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