Once a pun a time in a far distant universe a language was developed that wouldn.t support puns. I think it is called 'legalese'.

But speaking of something or other did you see the news report that puns are banned in Chinese news broadcasts as being 'confusing and nontranslatable'.

Perhaps we should apply this to Hansard.

I know from experience that it makes your hansard if you fish too much

There'll be no peas as long as puns are banned! What a turnip for the books!

It's bean a long time since I saw that

Looks like Egon is flake-ing out on us

we are all flakes in the great snowstorm called human life (producer's note : cut the last fatuous remark.Work in a behind you joke)

Look out, it's behind you!

turn tail and wag a disapproving finger. THINKS. What we want is wotsits...puns

Quavers at the thought of a fresh batch of crisp puns.

Rashernalises away fear with anticipated guffaws

<hopes CR will rashun the puns.
(url link for U.K. readers who may not have come across these)

Oh no he won't!

I can seem him holding a sheep in front of himself

All together.

He's behind ewe.

He's trying to escape it via the elaborate machine.

Push the mutton, Max!

Sheepishly admits to liking CV's last posting.

Has nothing else to coment..........................................

Sheepishly admits to liking Skidmark's last posting.

Has nothing else to comment..........................................



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Baa humbug