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Negotiations with Mr Dylan's agent were astonishingly brief and a little negative in tone, however I think I may have secured the services of Dylan from he Magic Roundabout. He was, to be fair, a little vague, but I am hopeful.
Other than the recent discovery of banned tranquilisers (possible a bonus for some?), the horsemeat thingey is fraud rather than Health & Safety. If it says "beef" on the packet it should contain beef.
I have no problems with eating horse and tend to order it for preference when in the right parts of France.
So long as Speckles is safe, I don't think the panto will be affected, though.
ES - those weren't profits they were prophets and you really shouldn't have left them in Seattle, they cost a fortune to hire and the deposit was outrageous. MC I think it falls on you to save the Panto, don those Jasmine trousers, head off to Seattle and retrieve our prophets.