Readers are asked to combine the works of two authors, and to provide a suitable description of the merged book.
"Jane Eyre Jordan
Plucky English orphan girl survives hardships to lead the Chicago Bulls to the NBA championship.
"Paradise Lost in Space
Satan, Moloch, and Belial are sentenced to spend eternity in a flying saucer with a goofy robot, an evil scientist, and two annoying children.
"Green Eggs and Hamlet
Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing.
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.
Oh, wait! It's already been done.
Washington Post Invitational contest, Merge-Matic Books: