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Posted by: old boiler (
Date: February 24, 2012 09:52AM

Want a good laugh Whilst waiting for Jasper's next book?

Check out"Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest" 2011 contest results.

Started in 1982 it's a competition for bad opening sentences to imaginery novels

Jasper would surely win the punning category.

Re: Bulwer-Lytton
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: February 24, 2012 10:07AM

My entry for the 2009 compy was "He was a dark and stormy knight." It didn't win, needless to say

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