What small children do in the garden, with a magnifying glass, on a sunny day.
A flamm who can, as opposed to flammunable, who can't.
to punch a pudding until it is flat (not to be confused with nailing it to a wall)
A medieval pixie that originated the use of tapioca.
The crankiness that accompanies influenza.
Name of airline dealing with infernos
From the phrase 'faux cursed', a curse thrown with little enthusiasm or belief behind it.
Little known Swedish form of origami.
person who strays in to the fforum and doesn't appreciate the brilliant wit and sparkling repartee contained therein.
a Chris Moore book not about vampires
proturberance between arch of foot and big toe on the underside of the foot.
where one goes after watching the news.
Pretending to be a blacksmith for financial gain - not actually illeagle, but very poor form.
A surplus of meringue.
<Forlornly sulks over lack of sumptuous words to imbibe with new meaning>
Grassy area in front of house
Question being posed by Snow White as she was biting into the poisoned apple.
a fur coat to be worn to the Opera
,with love xxx.
(neatly avoiding any references to post post Armageddon returns and adult topics) counterfeit Chinese relics produced by Forthco Inc. to sell to gullible tourists
the bits left after the first child inherits all the property, the second all the money and the third all the furniture and fittings.
To take stock after the fourth tiff.
The war cry of ancient barbarian hordes as they emerged from their communal retirement camps.
me (as BOF is an acronym, not a word)
pheromone from obscene version of ant as it can dance.
a French heckle in the sense of a french letter.
a small honey-producing insect which is having a bad hair day
Adjective for formerly cheery but now annoying Christmas songs.
An economical brass instrument.
Even more fruity than a Fruiter.
a cack-handed version of a thimble
Adjective, relates to Olde English textile manufacture from skins and wool.
(1) lounge suites made with natural hide coverings
(2) Elton John's nickname for his partner cf 'Er-Indoors
what a woman calls her favourite...........toy
French expression of choaking rage.
the point of human existence
The call at the start of a darts game.
- and OB, you should, sometime. Never is an awfully long time.
But I did!!!! I took a gander at what the goose was doing and it was utterly repulsive. How could it bend it's neck so far under. UUUGHH'
To be more enlightened and at peace than Ghandi
An obscure chimera created from Medusa's snakes and a tucan
verb: to sing about the surface one is walking on, e.g. "Oh how I love this sidewalk, so straight and smooth and grey, Oh how I love its concrete, that I walk on every day…"
very poor enunciation of 'come and get it'
the sound a blue whale makes just after ingesting a nuclear submarine.
verb to set fir to someone's hair product
be more than forthcoming in sharing their genes with others.
A fuel-powered device for making electricity, only half-working.
An illiterate genius
Geo. Graphy - (1) abstract representation of a set of objects, illustrated with images of the current Queen's father.
(2) bit of the world that used to be coloured red
metallic element found mainly in flowers
a close friend staying at your home.
a small Standard Information Retrieval unit
illiterate asking for extra.
the hour of the day in which one dresses as a glam-rocker
A salamander gallon
the state of being dazed and woozy after having just smashed into a glass window. Often accompanied by stars or little chirping birdies swirling around one's head.
A shining orb
The act of sorting lies into globby piles.
<geg - my incandescent globes would feed on moths rather than flowers.>
corrupt form of Eskimo word meaning 'comfortable dwelling', as in 'iGLOO COSEy'.
Revised brand name of a knitted cover for an Eskimo's Home (after Apple threatened to sue).
A European overproduction of Anthony, Antonio, and other assorted tonys
A tiny amount of inappropriately placed spittle.
The Goggles: TV series Gog and Magog played in together before their row with Alexander ultimately led to them persuing separate careers.
A nickel-plated tricycle.
the term assign to a cricketer suffering two golden duck in on test
There was once a large Jewish football player (Maydov Klay) with the Prague All-Stars and this was what he invariably did with the soccer balls whenever they were passed to him.
The result of running gloss paint through a 'l' removing machine.
an attempt to take a small mouthful from a firehose.
pig with taste
the noise a silver bell makes
another old boiler
A senior citizen that's somewhat blurry and lumpy.
Fundamentalist nouveau riche (from: Gran'dollar, by proxy of ayatolla)
text speak for a somewhat sexist positive comment on a woman's derriere.
To enhance a Monty Python dish of strawberry tart by the addition of grated rat. Rather less popular than one would imagine. (cf "au gratin ")
A dark, heavy sauce made with meat juices
a monochromatic beam or ray of light.
something that can be done to lions. Hence "Grid your lions."
the unfortunate incident in said bear enclosure.
That funny heating up thing in the uven.
small South American banana republic unfortunately bereft of bananas.
Past participle of an old english word defining trying to rememember who you invited to the party
one of the symptoms of the common cold. It can either be discharged when the sufferer sneezes, causing a loud noise (acoustic guitar) or cause a blokage which shocks the victim when ge or she finds that breathing is almost impossible (electric guitar).
There is also the pedal steel guitar, which some people think is another form of guitar, but it's snot.
A native of Nevada with no resemblance to George Clooney.
large male bovine creature who lives at the bottom of a ravine.
Rendering external walls with buttons etc.
The state of my back lawn after weeding.
<I once pulled up a dock plant with my bare hands - not bad when you consider that the whole world was hanging on to the root.>
<is reminded of the wonderful Haddock wordplays in Hergé's Tintin albums; unfortunately doesn't know them in English>
<points out to MistyCat that in their part of the world, it is the root hanging to the globe rather that the other way round, them being upside down>
Common anagram of norhad, now used to describe anagrams used more commonly than the proper word.
latin translates roughly to iron-clad orc
A rabbit meditative chant, intended to improve stiffness of ear and inner harmony.
A very durable insulation, abandoned after a short time for no apparent reason. (Does anyone smell some really stinky smoke?) Alt. def.: ICKY (I like that word. Covers a lot of territory.) <smile>
A softly panicked student.
late neo-gothic term for a future imperative: example: hammer goin to the pub tonight'.
Not to be confused with 'hamer' which is a deceased politician of the right who had a concert hall named after him. I still haven't worked out why.
(The Hamer Hall is a maze of a place, I last went there for a very big function and completely got lost on the way to the stage)
Seems that he designed it as well
Who else but a politician could get a tesseract in 3 dimensions
?Do you think that you are still in the same universe?
What Mr Solo uses to take the shine off his nose.
without reference to my waistline
a severe punishment for a cricketer who fails to score after 6 balls (8 in Australia)
Dr Han Gover famous naturalist who discovered the prairie oyster.
That from which a dyslexic person suffers after a night of heavy drinking.
Spiffy astronomical discovery and soon-to-be comic book? (Really, I don't know any better definition than that!)
<Does little dance after finally handing in end of year report. Freedom!>
Happy: strange psychological phenomenon often seen in cities between 4pm and 6pm
more hap than one would be if only 'happish', but not quite fully hap.
Japanese greeting to entry barrier.
an agressiv kind of dandruff
a malinged herring
The boat, she's pitchin' and heathen, Captain - I warned about the dangers of not havin' 'er blessed before you launched 'er!"
modern contraction of helmette. A child yatch steering person, used to save weight.
<waiting for Violetmoon to finish clearing of throat and to announce the word to be defined>
<realising this was announcement of word>
A sound reminiscent of the clearing of one's throat, made e.g. to make others aware of one's presence.
A concluding interjection which usually follows an explanation of one's ranking in a competition, as in: "I didn't win the International Arboreal Llama-Shearing Competition because Jack, Mary, and Arnold did better than me; henceforth."
An ecclesiatical term for the "spiritual" love/affection felt by clergymen for the One they worship.
A very high-pitched cough, one semitone above high B.
having a figure such as is commonly described as being ideal for childbearing.
what a woman executive wears
Hi-T: a quick, but substantial snack taken at in the late afternoon.
when you are so poor the only thing you have left to take to cash converters is the keys.
my real name, and I'm not definite I can be defined definitively.
the pet name use by Mycroft for his brother.
positive identification of sweet sticky substance.
A short-lived hairstyle which went out of favour after an unfortunate incident in a bear enclosure at a zoo.
A title awarded many politicians to acknowledge that after much study and training they are at last able to understand the alien and unfamiliar concept of honour, without actually exhibiting any of its symptoms.
a bundle of curves that men eagerly grab to get satisfaction.
something that's not on the up and up.
the first horm.
the @#$%& and nasty first course in a sole-food banquet.
(ow ow ow)
hot chocolate: what remains in BKs claws while she is eating the contents of her other paws, apart from Jonny Depp (and maybe even that, I don't know.)
It's supposed to be 43C here today, was 41c yesterday.
PS: some time ago it was claimed that NZ was at the bottom of the world. This is not so, for if yo consider the globe you see all the land at the other end of the world, and all the water down our end. Dirt sinks in water, so it must follow that all the dirt in the 'northern; hemisphere has sunk, so Antartica must therefore be at the top of the world.
If anyone disagrees then don't bother to tell me, I just live here.
Dirt sinks, but water drains..............
But that means that Tasmania is above everyone else!
Hot (acronym): Heat Optimization Technique
A small boat, originally designed by Crankis of Hove.
A variant of goose, reputed to have intelligent and capable of passing itself off as a person by the use of clever cloth disguise.
mathematical function like square root in a tree diagram
You have a square root, then a hyperbole, then mobius leaves.
what £$%&>?<>?&* uses to %%%%%%% *&!! and make ??<$%€%%^&!
PLEASE NOTE :only the pure in heart will be able to read the above without it being overwritten with non-alpha characters
to open too many windows thus making the room a through way for drafts.
a pronoun only used by people with head colds
a woodland creature that has one eye an Idea
If it has lost its eye its a no idea
likely to aid combustion, Careful with those matches they are very igneous
What happens when you meet a person, where you feel as though you have known them for many years, despite having only just met them.
an ant that just doesn't get it....
Illegal: (adj) of someone with strong opinions against equal rights
(with geg's alternative spelling, it was tempting to write about the poor health of large birds of prey, but I resisted...)
African bird of paradise
To be in the flurry of a media frenzie (a la Sam Newman).
a camp German shop assistant who is facing the other way before you know it.
Verb. To disguise a cactus using a large sombrero and pipe.
(geol) a device for digging out samples that will eventually be completely useless for the project for which they were acquired.
the way your shoes slightly stick and make a quiet 'tick' noise after you've trodden into an old chewing gum on the sidewalk
a small goblin like creature sitting on the roof of a garden storage building.
<wanders in with bunyip's word from the game thread in tow and nails it to the ground with a large hammer>
<wonders if it maybe got a bit flat from the hammering, and if beeing pierced by a nail may change its meaning>
accidentally misspelled self-reference.
internalised by a priater who does it for money.
adjective, in a hole made by an auger
a packet of peanuts purchased just before the Star Wars triple feature night starts
Being engrossed in a board game.
Past tense of "broke".
addicted to listening to unsigned bands.
the process of counting-down from 100
1) a state of being able to be 'indefat' which is an obese Japanese cartoon state;
2) a male bovine of extraordinary enduranc
An "Adult" Indie Film.
To wax individually on the venerable game of go.
Abbreviated version of indie stinked; an adjective relating to people who becomes smelly regardless of what they have or have not been doing.
cockney term for a Hindu gentlement
A new and spectacular house cleaning tool, the industry removes all dust everywhere in your house, compacts it to a highly noxious cube and automatically transports it to a nearby zone of natural beauty for disposal. Guaranteed no breakdowns within two weeks of purchase. Get yours today!
A rare concept formica table from the now defunct Inel furniture chain.
a radish with trimmings
in evita ble: the act of performing as an Argentinian power mad senora in an English musical.
an image that's disturbing to view, yet strangely educational......