Confession - this has been nicked froma Mornington Crescent site, but it amused me so I'll introduce it here. Basically it follows the good old ISIHAC game of completing quotes given to the teams by Humph. All you have to do is complete the quote given by the person before you, and then supply the start of a new quote. Just so you get the idea, I'll do one nicked of Tim Brooke-Taylor (Oh, and best to switch off your sig for this game)

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If you can't beat them...

... then what's the point in teaching?

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Reader, I...

couldn't be arsed to write anymore so the story stops here.


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A finger of fudge is....

crucial evidence in murder case.

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Fluffy bunnies caught in...

.... three-in-a-bed romp with royal celebrity vicar.

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Bother, said Pooh, I think I've just ...

answered the question before last !

(three in a bed romp with Angus Deayton (allegedly))

It's turning into a Two Ronnies sketch !

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Frankly my dear, I...



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think the dress looks better on me.


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A stitch in time........................

.... might just repair the temporal anomaly and allow us to escape the Borg, Captain!

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ...

Pooh never could get the hang of multiplication.

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Of all the bars in all the world...

this was the only one that had doors opening into both Swindon AND Rivendell.

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"Here I am, with a brain the size of a planet, and all that you can think of asking me to do...

...is move my head because you can't see the telly.

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A bird in the hand..............

.... does it on your wrist

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"The time has come, the Walrus said ...."



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I am very interested in the Universe. I am specialising in the Universe and everything surrounding it. - E. L. Wisty

to go to a strip club.

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The grass is always...

really mellow, man.

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I think, therefore...

I drink Guinness


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The Time has come, the Walrus ........................

to go and play snakes and ladders.

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Once there was a man from Wales...

.... who did very well in book sales

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It was a dark and stormy night ...

and the Walrus gave me a fright.


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All work and no play...

.... there'd be nothing on the forum every day

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We hold these truths to be self-evident ...



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I am very interested in the Universe. I am specialising in the Universe and everything surrounding it. - E. L. Wisty

... if only we could find the buggers.

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If you go down to the woods today...

(apologies for leaving the sig on - I forgot...)



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PSD

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