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When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: June 22, 2012 10:34AM

I record most TV before watching, or I use "Live Pause" when watching on the computer. When the ads come on (about 4:30 worth), I can choose either to fast forward or to check out Nextian Chat.)

I fast forward a lot.

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: June 24, 2012 11:08PM

Whenever the computer gets turned on - its the first thing that comes up.

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: June 25, 2012 02:12AM

Nearly every time I go onto the net, depending on time constraints.

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: June 25, 2012 01:41PM

evertime I turn the computer on, before i check fb, in front of the idiot box

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: OB (---.range86-179.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 27, 2012 10:02AM

I tap into it whenever I'm kicking my heels: it takes away the pain!

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: June 29, 2012 12:35PM

At work, during lunchtime, with a baguette.

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: OB (---.range86-181.btcentralplus.com)
Date: July 04, 2012 05:07PM

What sort of baguette Ibby? You can't leave us in suspenders for all this time.(I'll whisper the next bit: why aren't you eating pies for lunch like the rest of us? It's in the rules you know)

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: July 09, 2012 12:07PM

Unfortunately, working in a small office with a dozen others, hot pies are a little too smelly to eat at the desk. Today's baguette was a ham, cheddar, olive, red onion & tomato combo - marked with an 'S' for substitute.

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: bunyip (---.tpips.telstra.com)
Date: July 11, 2012 05:07AM

might it also be 'S' for 'sapid'?

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: delacuesta (---.adsl.xs4all.nl)
Date: July 12, 2012 07:29PM

Back to topic...

Every now and then. Tried to keep up the pace of once a day but didn't make of late. Will lag even further as I just bought TWWDAL.

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: July 13, 2012 02:54AM

The Water World Diver's AquaLung

The Wild West Dinner and Lunch

Two Wobbly-Wheeled Driver-Assisted Landaus

The Wonderful World of Dentistry - Amateur's Licence.


Yes, I can see how any of those could cause a lag.

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: Ian (---.41.251.243.threembb.co.uk)
Date: July 13, 2012 06:01AM

The Woman with Dentures and Lumbago.

It's the sequel to Girl with a Pearl Earring.

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: July 13, 2012 01:21PM

The Woman with Disconnected Anterior Ligaments?

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: Ian (---.41.251.230.threembb.co.uk)
Date: July 13, 2012 04:32PM

The Willy Wonka Diabetes Awareness Leaflet. (Published after the lawsuit).

I think this game should be a permanent fixture.

(On topic. Anywhere and everywhere, currently in the queue at the postoffice.)

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: August 21, 2012 03:42PM

Bleedin' heck.

After waiting for someone to expand the acronym, I have only just now realised that TWWDAL was The Woman Who Died a Lot.

I'm so looking forward to further indications of senility.

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: bunyip (---.tafe.sa.edu.au)
Date: August 28, 2012 07:48AM

TWWDAL could mean 'The Wonder Woman Died After Laughing'

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: August 28, 2012 12:40PM

Totally Wacky Wizards Do A Lambada?

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: August 28, 2012 05:01PM

Twisting Words Will Discover A Laugh?

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: August 28, 2012 05:27PM

The wild woman drives a Lotus?

Re: When do [b]you[/b] read Nextian Chat?
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: August 29, 2012 01:54PM

The Worldwide Web Discovers A Lolcat?

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