So I'll get straight to the point...
Happy Earth Day!



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You kids with your long hair and Baroque music...

Personally, I haven't been hugging as many trees as I used to, mainly due to a lack of friendly trees in my area.
Happy Earth Day!

(Is it the Earth's Birthday, in which case the Earth is a Taurus)



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Turn the silliness to eleven!

Does that imply that the Earth needs to watch out for a Gemini (or other random zodiac sign), in case it finds its soul mate?



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You kids with your long hair and Baroque music...

A certain Mr Ussher set the earths birthday at October 23, 4004 BC.
Which makes earth a Libra.
Thankyou to mssrs Pratchett and Gaiman for this random trivia moment.

"Which makes earth a libra."
Not necessarily. If October 23 was the first day of the first year, then it really should be called January 1 (and the current January 1 would be somewhere in March).

Interesting.
But that really depends on when you think *time* started, which, might not have happened til people were around.
Personally I think the earth might be just a little older than that. Around four and a half billion years or so, at least. However, the month may be accurate.

Todays stars for the planet Earth (if a libra)

"Libra Sep 24-Oct 23

A WEEK of beginnings and endings for you and at this halfway point you should be seeing just what needs to be done to make it all happen. But for some it might be happening of its own volition. Let it, Go with the proverbial flow." [www.dailyrecord.co.uk]

Am I the only one who thinks this might be a problem if the end of the world is planned for this week? Armageddon would play merry hell with my schedule.



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And yes, I probably *do* have too much time on my hands at the moment.

Don't worry about Armageddon; it's not as if it's the end of the world or something.

The idea of planets having starsigns is interesting: what star sign is the moon, or Venus? And do the move so that they get good weeks? Could Mars go into Sagitarius, giving them a lack of success in the workplace, just to get back at Venus for messing up his love life by going into Aries?



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Yep, armageddon a bit tired of the End Times. Not to mention the Four Horsemen wiv the Poxy Lips. But everyone knows it won't all end till the Fat Lady Sings.

*goes off to shut down all the opera houses and ply the divas with strong drink*



No, hang on, that'll make them sing more...


Oops.



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Can planets have horoscopes if you need to use their position to create a horoscope?



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I think you'd just use their positions. I think the problem only arises when one spontaneously ceases to exist.

(pause)


Not that I'm planning to build a hyper-space bypass or anything.


wait for it....



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It was the curious incident of the dog in the night time.

Don't Panic?

But if you were on a different planet, would your horoscope be different? If so, would the planet's horoscope be different?

I'm really just procrastinating from homework. I suppose I need to stop thinking about planetary horoscopes and start reading my Augustine.



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It is the other way round. Does it not say "As is up above, so is down below"? That means, it goes in both directions.

So, when a planet has consequences for the life of people, the actions of people will clearly affect planets. Think about it, if you tell off saturn convincingly enough, it might just blow his rings away...

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And here's a treehugger for you:



"Feel the tree...feel like a tree..."
"Don't leave, you hear me? I'll be right back, okay?"

More: [www.taz.de]

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As always Prinz you are a veritable mine of cross-cultural fertilisation (I forwarded the photo of your bicycle to the Walla Walla Pedalcycle Factory and their doors have been shut and the sounds of steam engines humming for some weeks).

I only beg to query the unattributed ejactulation "Hm" in the first panel. I am guessing that this comes from a wrist radio. Are there other explanations?

"get back at Venus for messing up his love life by going into Aries"

I may never forget this line.

Well done!

Dirty mind that cat....

*hands kitten bleach for brains

That's not right....

BRAINS?!




:P



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

*radiates innocence*

I have no idea what you are on about Martin. No really. And welcome back.
And I have plenty of brains. It's just they are all in the freezer.

Thanks. It's nice to have a daily dose of madness....

I have to leave my sanity switched on outside my room.

Most distressing....



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

So that's why I never went to Uni. I couldn't do that.