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Eenie Meenie Mynie My
Catch a ffordian by the pie
Should suspicion sibilantly surface
Have a hug. Now what on earth am I going to do now I've set up a requirement to find a word or phrase which rhymes with "surface," involves embracing, pies, the letter "s," something ffordian, possibly a topical (maybe American elections, bad weather USA style) reference, and above all entertains the reader?
Look! Over there! An incredibly shiny Deus ex machina!