It is the Sports Aid day.

I will put the remote control just out of hands reach.

Sponsors required.

I'll sponsor you Skiddy but the proceeds have to go towards Extreme Croquet.

Now let's see...how about one Baby bel cheese for every switchon and switch-off

not counting comfort stops.By the way did you have the drug of Doom administered

when you had your funny do last year?

Thank you OB.

I had the dreaded rat poison, yes. I am off it now and only had to self inject for a couple of weeks. I will probably have to do it again later this year when we go to visit Middle Earth to see Mrs. Skidmarks family.

Long flights, economy class and a history of blood clots is not a good combo.

Anyone else doing anything for Sport relief?

I'm breathless with envy 'cos you're going to NZ. (Does that count as exercise?)

Say hello to my sister Mary while you're there. I loved it in NZ

I have relieved myself of sports and am going to lie on the lounge and conserve my energy thus reducing the onset of the heat death of the universe.