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New Game - part 2
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: May 06, 2003 04:30PM

Continuing the "new game" thread of completing sayings and adding your own new one...


Crazy June wrote:


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'Pop' goes the weasel...

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Carla (198.179.227.---)
Date: May 06, 2003 05:25PM


and 'plock' goes the dodo

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i'm hungry for...

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Simon (193.82.99.---)
Date: May 06, 2003 06:34PM

a Smileyburger(TM)

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Who knows what evil lurks in the mind of man?

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: crazy_june (---.look.ca)
Date: May 06, 2003 06:58PM

The same one that lurks on the fforum...

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The truth is in vine...

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Auntysassy (---.webport.bt.net)
Date: May 06, 2003 08:31PM

and the lies are in vhisky.



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the day war broke out.........................

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: fuzz (---.cable.ubr05.na.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: May 06, 2003 09:00PM

Dubya was still wondering what that button did.

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Twas brillig and the slithy tomes..............

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: May 06, 2003 09:13PM

Did find a new copy of Harry Potter lurking in a field.

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To err is human...



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Lycanthra Pod (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: May 06, 2003 09:18PM

to give the Harry Potter book back is madness

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When in Rome...........


Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: May 06, 2003 09:20PM

Learn to speak Italian, or English loudly and slowly.

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Sing a song of sixpence..........



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: crazy_june (---.look.ca)
Date: May 06, 2003 09:59PM

..or take opera for a pound.


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Three blind mouse...

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: May 06, 2003 11:09PM

earns proofreader the sack.

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Smarter than the average....

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: crrbllsweetie (---.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net)
Date: May 07, 2003 12:13AM

U.S. President. (this would be all of us.)

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I left my heart...

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: May 07, 2003 12:34AM

in Kalamazoo.

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The tables have turned....

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Magda (---.med.umich.edu)
Date: May 07, 2003 12:47AM

into wombats.

(By the way, I've been to Kalamazoo on a number of occassions. It's about an hour and a half drive from here.)

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We have met the enemy, and he is....

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: May 07, 2003 12:55AM

squishy.

(my dad went to Kalamazoo for a while. i love the name. i love places with cool names. saw a city named Batman on a ma once).

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An apple a day...

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: May 07, 2003 12:55AM

squishy.

(my dad went to Kalamazoo for a while. i love the name. i love places with cool names. saw a city named Batman on a map once).

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An apple a day...


Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: May 07, 2003 01:26PM

... doesn't keep the vampires away. Try garlic, instead.

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Long ago, in a galaxy far away...

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Carla (198.179.227.---)
Date: May 07, 2003 01:36PM


a little girl was born and named Thursday.

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why did the chicken cross the road?

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: Auntysassy (193.132.206.---)
Date: May 07, 2003 01:36PM

Because Jasper was signing in Books Etc


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Once a jolly swagman.........

Re: New Game - part 2
Posted by: fuzz (---.cable.ubr05.na.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: May 07, 2003 01:41PM

...got arested, well, what do you expect if you're going to call your self a swagman?

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We have conclusive proof that Iraq does have weapons of mass destruction.....

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