New users: Please register in the usual way and then send an email to jasper(at)jasperfforde.com with your username, and write something 'Ffordesque' so we know you are a real reader, and not some idiot trying to flood the forum with dodgy Nike and Gucci gear. Thank you - Jasper


Still having trouble? Click Here for a guide to the Fforde Fforum


last updated : April 11th 2010


Nextian Chat :  www.jasperfforde.com The fastest message board... ever.
General Information 
Goto Thread: PreviousNext
Goto: Forum ListMessage ListNew TopicSearchLog In
Goto Page: 12Next
Current Page: 1 of 2
Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: Auntysassy (193.132.206.---)
Date: May 07, 2003 01:36PM

Someone somewhere on a thread mentioned biscuits and it got me going over to the office biscuit tins where I found not only shortbread biscuits (the proper stuff) but also Rich Tea biscuits!!!!! Also milk biscuits, ginger nuts, chocolate digestives.........

If anyone wants to visit the office, we're in Farnham........


Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: Rob (---.leeds.ac.uk)
Date: May 07, 2003 01:39PM

Farnham - Leeds is a bit far. Probably @#$%& to buy a packet of chocolate gestives myself.

However if I'm passing...

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: Carla (198.179.227.---)
Date: May 07, 2003 01:47PM

nooooooooo i'll just eat my Weight Watchers yogurts...

damn this eating sensibly thing!

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: May 07, 2003 01:47PM

I'll have any Wagon Wheels going spare.



- - -
I am very interested in the Universe. I am specialising in the Universe and everything surrounding it. - E. L. Wisty

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: fuzz (---.cable.ubr05.na.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: May 07, 2003 01:58PM

oops, I just ate a whole packet of jaffa cakes without noticing, oh well, saves on lunch I suppose.



.

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: dave (---.addleshaw-booth.co.uk)
Date: May 07, 2003 02:06PM

I can eat a packet of Jaffa Cakes without noticing too. yum.

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: dave (---.addleshaw-booth.co.uk)
Date: May 07, 2003 02:10PM

Biscuits and cakes are considered a necessity by UK law and are zero rated for VAT.

Chocolate covered biscuits however are a luxury and subject to VAT at 17.5%.

McVities and HM Customs & Excise argued over whether the Jaffa Cake was a cake (no VAT) or a chocolate biscuit (lots of VAT). The argument had to be taken to a Tribunal to be resolved. In the end McVities baked a 12" Jaffa Cake which convinced the Tribunal Chairman of the general cakeiness of the Jaffa Cake.

Kate's mum does a Jaffa Cake Cake. sponge, with real orange juice jelly, covered in her double chocolate cream topping, covered in chocolate.

It's superb

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: Carla (198.179.227.---)
Date: May 07, 2003 02:26PM

Dave, what i heard in my Marketing class was the other way round.

Biscuits are considered a necessity so no VAT (because of all the old biddies having biscuits with their tea) but cakes are a luxury item so they have VAT.

That was the problem. Jaffa Cake wanted to be considered a biscuit so they wouldn't have to pay VAT and they won because they have cake + jam + chocolate and a cake would have to have the jam between the two cake layers...

I don't have any proof (no time to google) but this case was talked about in Marketing.

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: dave (---.addleshaw-booth.co.uk)
Date: May 07, 2003 02:41PM

I googled it and got the above from the BBC site...

not saying it's necessarily right, but I'd believe them over *our* marketing dept any day of the week...

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: Carla (198.179.227.---)
Date: May 07, 2003 03:03PM

not marketing dep... Marketing course from the Chartered Institute of Marketing... but the teacher was a bit mad, so she could have been wrong...

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: Lycanthra Pod (---.dsl.pipex.com)
Date: May 07, 2003 07:14PM

chocolate hobnobs, nice, digestives, obligitory jaffa cakes.... ok anything that says biscuit on the wrapper but not fig rolls


Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: May 07, 2003 09:22PM

I've got a weakness for Ainsley Harriott Belgian chocolate biscuits. I'm also rather partial to those continental things - name escapes me, I'm currently dog tired - which consist of a small square butter biscuit embedded in a slightly larger and thicker square of very up-market plain chocolate. Choco Leibnitz, that's the bunny. I knew it was something mathematical.

And then there are those Sainsbury's chocolate orange meringue truffle thingies, not to mention the chocolate mint ones which are a bit like an After Eight with a bit of biscuit grafted on, and then of course there are the chocolate chip cantuccini... er... are we spotting a theme here?!

Actually I do also like amaretti. Just now and then, as a change. Preferably the _sospiri di monaca_ type.

No, they don't involve chocolate. Honest!



..........................................................................................

That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: crazy_june (---.look.ca)
Date: May 08, 2003 12:23AM

(mutters to herself while going to fetch a mop...darn floor is covered in drool....)

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: May 08, 2003 01:29AM

I like fig rolls.
And I also heard the story about McVities baking a big Jaffa cake to prove that it was a cake. Some friends found a trial version of the jaffa cake with a lemon and lime filling. Chris took one bite and declared that it tasted like bathroom cleaner. We all wanted to know how often he ate bathroom cleaner :)

I like chocolate-coated malted milk biscuits too.

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: May 08, 2003 01:29PM

Maybe I'll stop trying to diet...

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: Guy (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: May 08, 2003 01:47PM

I heard somewhere that the proof that Jaffa cakes were cakes not biccies is that stale biccies go soft whereas stale cakes go hard, so the Jaffa cake is a cake. QED. (Not sure though how anyone ever managed to find out what happens to Jaffa cakes when they go stale.)

By the way, hello all -- I'm new here. So nice to find a load of people who appreciate Mr Ff's books, and turn out to be a bunch of loonies who'd rather mess around on the net than do any actual work. I think I've found my spiritual home . . .



Jesus saves; Buddha does incremental backup.

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: dave (---.addleshaw-booth.co.uk)
Date: May 08, 2003 01:49PM

stale jaffa cakes?

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: May 08, 2003 01:50PM

Welcome, Guy

***********************************************************

"Warning! Product may contain Newts!"

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: May 08, 2003 01:55PM

Hey Guy, WELCOME. And yep, we pretty much all love to come here and waste time. Although, I don't look at it as "wasting time"...more like "building the world community"

I love the fact that this is a pretty decent mix of nationalities. I mean, there are lots from the UK plus more Americans are logging on everyday. We have Aussies, Canadians, Portugese (sisters, even!), Singaporians, and several others I'm sure I'm forgetting. Where else can you think of that could gather this many loonies of all nationalities that actually have something in common and who don't have big flame wars in the message boards?!

I love this place...home away from home! (okay, I'm still at my home, usually in my jammies, but you know what I mean! LOL!)

Re: Favourite Biscuits
Posted by: adam (195.8.190.---)
Date: May 08, 2003 02:40PM

I've not had any biscuits for ages (trying to lose a bit of weight for my wedding). But imho Plain Chocolate Hobnobs rule!

Goto Page: 12Next
Current Page: 1 of 2


Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.
This forum powered by Phorum.