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toddler talk for Fridays
Posted by: Jazz_Sue (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: January 12, 2009 03:25AM

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So now we know. It's advice on starting a business, apparently. Either that, or something by Beatrix Potter.

Re: toddler talk for Fridays
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: January 14, 2009 03:52AM

It explains rather a lot.

Brings to mind Noel Coward's 'Stateley Homes' song where he wrote 'we know how Caeser conquered Gaul and how to hit a cricket ball...' but are otherwise deficient in any necessary skills useful in life.

Re: toddler talk for Fridays
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 14, 2009 09:33AM

I want to know what the difference is between:

"I am going to go to the market in the morning"

and

"I will be going to the market in the morning."

It's been keeping me awake at night.

Re: toddler talk for Fridays
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.86.116.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: January 14, 2009 12:18PM

The first is to make it difficult for anyone learning how to speak English, the second is grammatically better and "I will go to the market in the morning" is possibly correct?

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Re: toddler talk for Fridays
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 14, 2009 02:10PM

Oh no - that is something quite different. Look.


"I will be going to the market in the morning - do you want me to get you anything?"
I am going to go to the market in the morning - do you want me to get you anything?"

I will go to the market in the morning - do you want me to get you anything?"

Re: toddler talk for Fridays
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.106.---)
Date: January 15, 2009 03:03PM

I'mofta thMarket, wannanyfin?

Re: toddler talk for Fridays
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: January 22, 2009 05:45AM

The first one 'I am going...' is a statement of action and is only correct if uttered in the period between midnight and noon.

The 'I will be going ...' is a statement of future intent that at some time in the next calendar day the speaker is intending to go to the market commencing sometime between midnight and noon.

This type of statement came up at a philosophy meeting last year in which it was shown that there is generally no logical connection between what is said and the consequent action, and the consequent actions are nearly always what was intended.


Best example of this I can think of is when you ask a child' Can you see the hammer (or whatever)' and the child says 'Yes/No' depending. They answer the question asked, not the implied 'can you get it and bring it to me.'

Re: toddler talk for Fridays
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 23, 2009 09:13AM

I will still be lying awake at night.

I am going to still be lying awake at night.

toddler talk for Fridays
Posted by: zendao42 (---.bhm.bellsouth.net)
Date: January 25, 2009 01:34AM

How about this:

"I plan to go to the market in the morning-
but probably won't since I'll be kept awake all night worrying about grammar"

As far as I'm concerned, if it's closing by noon, it might as well not bother opening at all...

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