If you ripped the heads off the flowers then that would definitely count as stalking !

Sorry ;-)

Aaaaargh...



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

It doesn't get any better, does it?



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

I got flowers last night

a beautiful yellow bouquet in its own water

sent by my friends at work, so nice :-)



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Sylvester says.... *plock*




actually he says peep, cheep, chirrup, squalk,muttermuttergrumblegrumble, oh and now he falls off his pirch whish is followed by a sheepish peek round to see if anyone was looking and a quick scramble back up

Stone Rob! Stone him! Evil pun!!!!!


I got flowers from a guy once, but it was in 6th grade and it was two daisies he'd picked up outside school. Lovely.



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Revolt! Revolt! No matter why or when,
It's novelty--old novelty again.

Can I just explain to Dante that some blokes are even clever, romantic and practical enough to not only buy flowers for the object of their desire but also a vase, just in case they didn't have one with them at uni.

Sometimes I outdo even myself...



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

My ex-fiance used to buy me flowers now and again. Shortly after I went off sick, I got sent a lovely bunch of flowers from work. Paid for on expenses, but I was stunned to see the Interflora man at the door with this huge bouquet.
When I was in hospital, the nurses would bring in flower arrangements that had been left by other patients. One woman was very good at shaping them into new arrangements if necessary. This came in very handy, when the nurses brought us a couple of white arrangements that had been made for a funeral. The ward was gloomy enough as it was

PSD: I'd probably be insulted if a bloke assumed I didn't have a vase. That's why you can't win with girls!

(Actually, that was kinda cool, though :o))



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Do something pretty while you can...

If a bloke assumed I didn't have a vase I would congratulate him on his knowledge of me, in that he would know I had already knocked all my present ones off the sideboard. ;)



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

Or thrown them at previous blokes...

Or was that just the girls I dated?



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

I was working in Oxfam one Valentine's day when a young woman came in to buy a large vase from the Fair trade range. She'd been sent a huge bunch of flowers, hence the need for a new vase. She didn't know who they were from, just that it wasn't her boyfriend....

I've recently bowed to y feminine side and bought some greenery for my room. i've got a pitcher plant, which looks really cool, and a huge bromeliad, with a flame red flower spike. It's amazing how they improve my room, really...



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

I'm not very good with plants, but I do have a very small cactus in my bathroom by the name of Mr Wilson. (It's an obscure football joke.) Cacti obviously don't need a lot of water, so every time I get to the stage where I can't remember when I last watered Mr Wilson, I water him. He seems to thrive on this treatment.

I dream of the day when Mr Wilson decides to flower.



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

I once killed a cactus by watering it too often. It rotted.

Magda: You killed a helpless plant that depended upon you for its survival. You rotter, you !

I grow four different varieties of 'Achimenes' (alias "Cupid's Bower" or "The Hot Water Plant"), and must be doing something right because I've had all of them (with tubers repotted annually) for over a dozen years...

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"Warning! Product may contain Newts!"

I've just ordered a pitcher plant - [www.littleshopofhorrors.co.uk] for a look.

I've wanted a Nepenthes since I read about them at uni...



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

I love the name of the shop - do they specialize in carniverous plants ?

I saw the stage show a few years ago. As the hero rushed in to save his love from being eaten by the plant, his cardigan got snagged on the door handle and he got pulled up short and delayed.
She was meant to get eaten anyway (the play is different to the film), but the unplanned handicap added to the drama.

Yup - they specialise in insect eating plants, although the actual name of the shop is rather more mundane. There's loads of plants I want there though - I like sundews as Darwin spent years studying them



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Terry Pratchett collects those things, doesn't he?



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah