Trying not to overload the Fforum again...



and wondered why it wasn't burning.

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Spam, spam, spam...

...that's all some people ever get in their inbox.

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The rumours of my death...

are nothing compared to the rumours about my life!

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Batteries not included. Requires

chocolate.

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When I see two girls doing a spell...

I feel enchanted

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Tom Pearce, Tom Pearce, Lend me thy gray mare;
All along, out along, down along, lee...

'cos I can't afford for to pay the bus fare, for Tom Brewer, Peter Gurney etc etc

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Never, in the field of human ....

lterature, has so much madness been waffled by so few

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Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?

Hasn't anyone told you curiosity killed the nosey fforumite!

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A bird in the hand .....................

... is Sylvester the budgie being rescued again after forgetting he cant fly

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bother said...

Jon. Someone's found another error in my Notes....

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People who live in glass houses....

shouldn't walk around naked!

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All around the cobbler's bench...

stood his shoeless children.

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Those who do not study history....

...spare themselves a vast amount of tedium.

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Oh to be in England, now that...

Tony Blair is president!!! (Oh no nightmare coming true....)


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What a load of

posts we've made in the last few months!

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A penny saved is....



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"I've often said that the difference between British and American SF TV series is that the British ones have three-dimensional characters and cardboard spaceships, while the Americans do it the other way around."
--Ross Smith

not worth much

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Are you talking to me? ...

No, I'm talking to my lawyer. Snell! Are you still there?

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When someone asks you if you're a god...

strike them down with lightening for even doubting that you are!


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What goes around comes

back to hit you in the backside.

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If blue is the colour...

in the UK, it's also the color in the US.

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My mother knitted a sweater...