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Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: May 23, 2003 11:15AM

wasn't.

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When in Rome...



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: May 23, 2003 11:18AM

... watch out for crazy motorists!

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"There is nothing, absolutely nothing, as much fun as...

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: May 23, 2003 11:19AM

the toys from a McDonald Happy Meal.

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Time wounds...

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: May 23, 2003 03:01PM

... all heels (this joke (c)Dorothy Parker, c. 1926)

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If a fella met a fella in a field of fitches ...

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: Lycanthra Pod (---.dsl.pipex.com)
Date: May 23, 2003 07:35PM

.......would the fitches have to move to make room


This is a kind of magic, there can be ..............

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: May 23, 2003 10:44PM

...three computers on a network all working simultaneously. (Spot the technology-related frustration here!)

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's...

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: May 23, 2003 11:00PM

... a flying pig (3 comps all networking together properly? get real!)

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And down came a jackdaw and pecked off ...

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: May 23, 2003 11:08PM

...the word "blackbird" from the original quote.

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As some day it may happen that a victim must be found...

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: May 23, 2003 11:48PM

for PSD can't be single forever...

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Confucius say...

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: May 24, 2003 12:45AM

... very little, actually, compared to what he is reputed to have said

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True wisdom comes when one has unlearned ...



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I am very interested in the Universe. I am specialising in the Universe and everything surrounding it. - E. L. Wisty

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: May 24, 2003 09:43AM

... all the cliches.

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If I had a hammer...

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: Guy (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: May 24, 2003 12:17PM

. . . I still wouldn't be able to put up shelves straight.

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What's sauce for the goose is . . .

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: May 24, 2003 12:57PM

... not enough sauce for the ostrich

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We sailed on the John B, my grandfather and me...

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: Auntysassy (---.webport.bt.net)
Date: May 24, 2003 01:08PM

chained to the oars as Ceasar wanted to go waterskiing again!


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If you ever go across the sea to Ireland.............

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: May 24, 2003 03:06PM

...don't forget your seasickness tablets.

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A wandering minstrel I, a thing of...

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: Simon (193.82.99.---)
Date: May 24, 2003 04:39PM

... bags and catches

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When shall we three meet again;
In thunder, lightning or in rain?

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: Lycanthra Pod (---.dsl.pipex.com)
Date: May 24, 2003 06:39PM

...........said Michael Fish to Ian McGaskill and John Ketley

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If wishes were horses..........

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: May 24, 2003 06:40PM

Or there's an alternative: we could all pack our bags and head off for the Algarve.

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But you'd look sweet upon the seat of a...

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: May 24, 2003 06:44PM

... horse I've just wished into existence (neat, eh?)

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I need three pounds of beans, said Tom ...



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I am very interested in the Universe. I am specialising in the Universe and everything surrounding it. - E. L. Wisty

Re: New game - Part three
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: May 24, 2003 06:47PM

"AAAARGH - NOT MORE SWIFTIES!!!!!" said PSD running off at speed

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He knows everything about nothing, and not too much about that,
so if you know someone who knows what he knows then you must know...

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