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Please ignore
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: January 11, 2012 07:10AM
Sorry; double post
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/11/2012 07:14AM by SkidMarks.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/11/2012 07:14AM by SkidMarks.
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 11, 2012 09:32AM
I read it with my eyes shut anyway so your secret is safe with me at least.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/11/2012 09:34AM by old boiler.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/11/2012 09:34AM by old boiler.
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 11, 2012 01:20PM
Good to see SM getting his entry for "most informative thread on the forum" in nice and early this year.
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: January 11, 2012 01:59PM
I was wondering who could be trusted to follow instructions.
Now I know...................
Now I know...................
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 11, 2012 10:13PM
It was a double post and I only didn't read the first one so I sort of obeyed.
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: January 11, 2012 10:26PM
You say that now, but I believe that Geg led you astray from behind.
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 12, 2012 04:36AM
Heehee... behind.
Part time Quantum Elephant hollower
Part time Quantum Elephant hollower
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 12, 2012 04:36AM
Heehee... behind.
Part time Quantum Elephant hollower
Part time Quantum Elephant hollower
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 12, 2012 04:36AM
Heehee... behind.
Part time Quantum Elephant hollower
Part time Quantum Elephant hollower
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: January 12, 2012 06:41AM
SM, you're the kind of person who would put "Do not step here" on a patch of quicksand, or "Do not touch this cheese" on a mousetrap. Arentya? Arentya? Go on, go on, admit it!
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: January 12, 2012 07:28AM
Not fair! I may put quicksand ino a child's sandpit, but would not be so cruel as to expect said child to be able to read. i would just mark it it with an "S" for safe.
Similarly, I would not sign the mousetrap with any mention of cheese as their preferred food is seeds.
Similarly, I would not sign the mousetrap with any mention of cheese as their preferred food is seeds.
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 12, 2012 09:40AM
The plot thickens like cheese sauce. I could swear that while my eyes were wide shut I glimpsed a TRIPLE POST from BK.
Would that I had never entered this cheese-string of a thread, this dire dairy driven drivel.
Oh for a pie marked S for slate clean.
Would that I had never entered this cheese-string of a thread, this dire dairy driven drivel.
Oh for a pie marked S for slate clean.
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 12, 2012 11:13AM
WET PAINT
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: January 13, 2012 01:33AM
<Searches EBay for 40-foot cheese stick with which not to touch potentially non-dry paint.>
<Trips on syntax and face-plants "Wet Paint" sign.>
<Plants fail to grow for lack of suitable pie-nutrients. World catastrophe averted.>
<Trips on syntax and face-plants "Wet Paint" sign.>
<Plants fail to grow for lack of suitable pie-nutrients. World catastrophe averted.>
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: January 13, 2012 08:42AM
So, it was a description, not a command, then?
Sorry
Sorry
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 15, 2012 11:41AM
Hmm, a new thread that went off topic in one post, if it was ever on thread. A new world record!
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: January 16, 2012 06:15AM
Quantum!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 17, 2012 05:27PM
Ah, the obscure physics of "ignoring"
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: January 18, 2012 01:19AM
Speaking of obscured physics:
Why did the Bounty Hunter return his captive inside a Schrödinger's box?
Because the poster said: "Wanted: Dead or alive."
Topics? We don't need no steenking topics.
Why did the Bounty Hunter return his captive inside a Schrödinger's box?
Because the poster said: "Wanted: Dead or alive."
Topics? We don't need no steenking topics.
Re: Please ignore
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: January 18, 2012 06:38AM
MistyCat, Have you read "Schrodinger's Outlaw" on Daily Sciencefiction? It used this as the punchline.
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