If actors act, do authors auth?

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"Warning! Product may contain Newts!"

and teachers teach so go pupils pupe?



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Sylvester says.... *plock*




actually he says peep, cheep, chirrup, squalk,muttermuttergrumblegrumble, oh and now he falls off his pirch whish is followed by a sheepish peek round to see if anyone was looking and a quick scramble back up

And lecturers lech ? (allegedly, obviously I don't do anything of that sort myself !)

Librarians lib?



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Carpenters carp?



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Do something pretty while you can...

Butlers but?

Butlers butle. If you'd seen Clue (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0088930), you would know this. Tim Curry plays Wadsworth the butler. Splendid.

oh yes, I forgot <blush>

do secretaries sect?

secrete, surely ??

Do horses ho?

Is a fly with no legs a walk?



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

PSD: Surely that would be a fly with no wings ?

I know, I know. It's late and you're drunk

oops - you're entirely right. And now you've pointed it out, it's too late to change it...



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

lol

And less about the Butlers. Can't remember the last time I did a good bit of butling.

Whilst we're on silly words thingymabobs...

If pro is the opposite of con, does that make progress the opposite of congress?



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

in our country, it certainly does!

Oh yes. That was the first political joke I ever got, back when I was 10-- I went around telling it to everyone.

Does this mean angels ange, devils dev, and architects arch?



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Revolt! Revolt! No matter why or when,
It's novelty--old novelty again.

Hey, it's an original joke if you come from the Middle of Britain.

So I'm claiming.

Anyone want to back me up on this?

If not I'll claim it's an original joke for 17 year old English girls. ;)



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

Well I'd certainly never heard it before and I'm a fair bit older than 17 so I'll back you up.

Do messengers messenge? (or perhaps they just mess)

Do soldiers soldi?

And do butchers butch?

Sarah B - clinging to straws, one suspects...



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

I'm always clinging to straws, Ben. As long as they're pretty solid straws what's the harm in that?



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

... Especially if they're cheese straws ?

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