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New Game - part 5
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: June 03, 2003 05:25PM

How much wood could a...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Carla (---.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: June 03, 2003 10:24PM

litle pig use to build a house

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if my neck hurts it meant i...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 03, 2003 10:44PM

...was trying to read at a strange angle.

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Everything is beautiful...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: June 03, 2003 11:12PM

except for spiders which should all be sprayed seriously with Raid.

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Over hill, over dale...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: ilovespike (---.visp.co.nz)
Date: June 03, 2003 11:39PM

into my bookcase where you'll die after being squashed in a myriad of Fforde books.

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Mary,mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: June 04, 2003 12:03AM

With chemicals sprayed thick enough it's bound to make it glow !


That deaf, dumb and blind kid..........

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: June 04, 2003 03:15AM

Better get out of my way before I run him down.

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Once upon a time.........

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Magda (---.dialip.mich.net)
Date: June 04, 2003 04:33AM

There was a fairy tale castle which actually did not look suspiciously like either Neuschwanstein or Chambord.

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If I reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.....

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: belochka (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 04, 2003 10:45AM

my charming assistant Debbie will reappear, just like that!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for....

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: June 04, 2003 10:58AM

... the next episode in the adventures of Thursday Next.

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Stone walls do not a prison make, nor

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Guy (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 04, 2003 11:09AM

would walls made out of jelly.

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The boy stood on the burning deck, his legs were all a-quiver . . .

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: adam (195.8.190.---)
Date: June 04, 2003 12:34PM

........He always felt a little odd, when he thought of eating liver.


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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.......

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 04, 2003 02:15PM

...because the individual peculiarities of his figure made it very difficult for him to sit on a park bench.

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We, the people...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: June 04, 2003 02:20PM

, both real-world and fictional...

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Fifty million Frenchmen can't be...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Auntysassy (193.132.206.---)
Date: June 04, 2003 02:29PM

bothered.


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When all around you are screaming

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Carla (198.179.227.---)
Date: June 04, 2003 02:46PM

scream louder

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if you really want something...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Auntysassy (193.132.206.---)
Date: June 04, 2003 02:50PM

it'll be bad for you!


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All the world's a stage and .....................

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Guy (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 04, 2003 03:55PM

I've got stagefright.

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You few, you happy few . . .

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: June 04, 2003 04:28PM

... you go and beat the French while I hide behind this cart ...

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Go, tell the Spartans ...

Re: New Game - part 5
Posted by: Lycanthra Pod (---.dsl.pipex.com)
Date: June 04, 2003 06:33PM

we know their tans are fake

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Once upon a time................

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