Didn't this topic arise (and get dropped again) in another thread, back in February or early March?

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"This was willed where what is willed... can get rather silly."

Yeth, well, we've alwayth got a thong in our heartth.



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I am very interested in the Universe. I am specialising in the Universe and everything surrounding it. - E. L. Wisty

*groan*



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Ben has been adding insult to lingerie.

Some of them defy belief. Whilst I've sold plenty to younger customers, some of the designs appear to me to be totally incompatible with comfort. Others do not. I shall spare the gentlemen a description, I believe the ladies shall know why.

Gossard are bringing in thongs-to-be-seen-in for New Year. They comprise elaborate jewellery at the rear. They have already sold slightly less grandiose designs very successfully, and thongs in general now outsell briefs, but are only popular within a certain age range.

Thongs for men? But of course a serious lingerie entrepreneur would have tried those himself to further his understanding of the trade ---

Yoiu know, I've got a great jopke that'd fit in perfectly here, but I suspect I'd get shouted down again...

*retreats behind parapet*



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Anyway, what else do you think inspired Bach to write 'Air on a G-String'?



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

*big groan* Where do you store these jokes PSD?

Strangely enough I haven't noticed any musical inspiration or ability from my underwear, I must be wearing the wrong brand.

Gossards bejewelled knickers - Isn't that a teeny bit of a steal from the pearl G-string you can get from Myla, and jolly expensive it is too if you go for the real version!!

Surely the jewels would make that very uncomfortable...



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

Erm, if these are the ones I read about in Rowan Pelling's column for the Sindie, then I'm pretty sure that there are certain, erm, design features that differ from normal thongs.

See
[www.myla.com]

if you want to see what I mean. Don't worry, this link is perfectly clean - there's no model wearing them. For which I'm thankful, actually - my mother just walked in...



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Um, right...



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

If I may be crude for a moment (insert sarcastic laughter here), it isn't just your butt that it'd disappear up.



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Crude, you?

<sarcastic and offensive comment removed>



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

I know, I find it hard to believe too...



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

ouch, that's all I can say....

I'm assuming that wasn't in response to the no-doubt bitchy comment that Miss B deleted...



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Bitchy? Moi?



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

Oui.

Pretentious, toi?



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Oui.



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

*scandalised*

Mais non!

Er, better stop this here..



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Exhausted your knowledge of French there, then PSD?

And I don't even want to think about how you clean those advertised underwear.