Which Food-eating Battle Monkey are you:

[thesurrealist.co.uk]

as 'dakegra' (my usual moniker on the net), I score 4.7 (as a plastic eating sniper monkey)

Who will be fforum champion?

Thursday Next scores 9.3 (Haggis-Eating Magic Monkey), the highest score I've seen so far!
Acheron Hades (Gruel-Eating Cowboy Monkey) = 3.6
Jack Schitt (Cigarette-Eating Attack Monkey) = 6.7

And Jasper Fforde is a Beef-eating Moon Monkey (7.8)

Some people on the net are a bit strange, aren't they?



Jesus saves; Buddha does incremental backup.

I hope you're not referring to me?

Although I did find this in the first place, so I'm guessing I qualify.

you want strange?

www.merzo.net

compare starship sizes from popular tv/film scifi...

The strangest site I've found of late is this one:

[www.nobodyhere.com]

Couldn't really say what it's about, even though I wasted hours looking round . . .



Jesus saves; Buddha does incremental backup.

JWHT Crustacean the Money-Eating Love Monkey (5.0) defeats JRR Tolkien the Grass-Eating Jungle Monkey (3.1)

Using mine and my husbands real names I scored :

9.6 Man eating robot monkey (he got 2.6 Toast eating peace monkey)

Our respective log in names: he won with 6.7 Fruit eating laboratory monkey (I got 2.7 Potato eating librarian monkey)

Splendid site for fun monkey strangeness, but that nose site is one of the best designed and yet weirdest things I've ever seen.

(This has got to be a personal record for the number of times I've typed 'monkey')



Post Edited (06-19-03 13:53)

Robert Johnson (the Garlic-Eating Rage Monkey) Battle Rating : 9.2 beats
David Graham (the Litter-Eating Sniper Monkey) Battle Rating : 3.1

Alternatively...

Rob (the Cabbage-Eating Paladin Monkey) Battle Rating : 6.0 beats Dave (the
Chocolate-Eating Laboratory Monkey) Battle Rating : 2.8

I like this game !

Robert G Johnson (Rhubarb-Eating Skeleton Monkey) = 4.4
David K Graham (Garlic-Eating Cowboy Monkey) = 8.3

ok, that took some doing... :P

GSD darn it !

This came up on Blurty (my blog site) a little while ago. Of course my username is Thursday Next, so I beat _everyone_. *grin*



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Simon Reeve: "the Cigarette-Eating Librarian Monkey", Battle Rating = 5.8.

Tony Blair: "the Plastic-Eating Space-Monkey", Battle Rating = 4.6.

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"thiS waS willeD wherE whaT iS willeD... caN geT ratheR sillY!"

Bah - I want to play but it gets blocked by Websense as being 'Tasteless'.

Carla
is a
Man-Eating Flying Monkey

Battle Rating : 8.7

Jo Foster
the
Beef-Eating Mini Monkey

Battle Rating : 4.2


However, after the wedding...

Jo Toon
the
Brain-Eating Psycho Monkey

Battle Rating : 9.0



I drink to drown my sorrows. Unfortunately they've learnt how to swim.

Toon eh? Geordie lad is he? ;-)

There's a guy works here called John Toon, any relation?

His father used to be from 'up north', but he's from Lancing/Worthing area, and now lives in Exeter. (where's here? If it's Reuters in Tiverton, then that'll be my boy, if not, then I'm not sure!)



I drink to drown my sorrows. Unfortunately they've learnt how to swim.

Here is Leeds, John works for our law firm in the tax department, if that helps? Just reckon Toon is a reasonably unusual name...

Hmm... might have to ask him, but it won't be a close relative (there's not much outside his immediate family that they know of due to a big argument before John was born)
But yeah, there has to be some relation there - I'd never heard of the name before I met John.

{edit} 43 John Toons according to 'yournotme'



Post Edited (06-19-03 17:22)

I drink to drown my sorrows. Unfortunately they've learnt how to swim.

I can confirm that Jo is, indeed, a Beef-Eating Mini Monkey. "Brain-Eating Psycho Monkey" doesn't bode well for the Day of Bells... um...

Incidentally, I've come up as a Crumpet-Eating Assassin Monkey (Battle rating: 7.6). Sounds fair. But if I use my middle name - "John Howard" - I'm a Garlic-Eating Super Monkey (Battle rating: 9.4)! Rock on!!

Dave - you must remember, Earthman, I have been asleep for several million years and know nothing of these "Geordies" of which you speak. Other John Toons include a Kiwi filmmaker, an Australian naval officer, and a professor of engineering at Georgia university. It's almost depressing to find your otherwise obscure name is so widespread. It'll be even more depressing if, as may soon happen, I move into a career in tax accountancy - I'd only be the second John Toon in the country to do it. Gumph!



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"Whisky-wa-wa," I breathed - she was dressed as Biffo the Bear.

Oh dear - using my full name:
Joanne Bevan Foster
is a
Gruel-Eating Sea Monkey

Battle Rating : 0.2



I drink to drown my sorrows. Unfortunately they've learnt how to swim.