Well, mine's crap if I use my full name. I only typed in "John Howard" to get the 9.4 rating. Perhaps I should consider using it as a pseudonym for my fevered scribblings. I'm quite prepared to place such decisions in the hands of a surrealist monkey website.



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"Whisky-wa-wa," I breathed - she was dressed as Biffo the Bear.

I could fully understand that....
No website seems to like my full name - it fully justifies my decision to drop the -anne bit if even the surreal monkeys don't like it!



I drink to drown my sorrows. Unfortunately they've learnt how to swim.

poetscientistdrinker is a

Cigarette-Eating Super Monkey

Battle Rating : 7.0

My full real name gives Gravel-Eating Howler Monkey - Battle Rating : 7.8



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Hmmm....I pitted my real name against my medieval/online one, and came up with a tie.

Debora Lynn VanHeyningen the Money-Eating Disco Monkey
Battle Rating : 5.6

Magdalena Vogelsang the Lemon-Eating Librarian Monkey
Battle Rating : 5.6


Of course, if I add my medieval title, I get:

Lady Magdalena Vogelsang the Purple People-Eating Killer Monkey
Battle Rating : 8.2



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"I've often said that the difference between British and American SF TV series is that the British ones have three-dimensional characters and cardboard spaceships, while the Americans do it the other way around."
--Ross Smith

Big John - in considering to use 'John Howard' I would think again, if I were you. John Howard is the Australian prime minister. Need I say more?

And I'm a Toast-eating Cave monkey with a rating of 5.0. How abismally average!

Screen name is a Chocolate eating surrender monkey 0.0!
Even my real name is only Grass eating peace monkey 3.6.

Don't pick on me, I obiously can't defend myself!

0.0?? I thought you kiwis were supposed to be a tough bunch?

*grins*

you met my friend jo yet?

I thought I was tough too... funny about being a chocolate monkey tho, I am getting a little craving just now.

Haven't met your friend yet, off to tauranga in three weeks ish, after one more exam and a trip to the south island.

she appears to have dropped off the face of the earth, not heard anything from her in weeks.

We're supposed to be playing online scrabble to, so I win by default!

any other scrabble fans out there? Perhaps we should set up a game? Let me know players and I'll see what I can organise...

count me in. how does it work?

Skiffle is a custard eating sumo monkey - battle rating 5.4

Under my real name, I'm a Haggis-eating Sniper monkey 7.7. Cool !

And just for Sarah, Paul Darrow is a potato eating circus monkey 4.5.

Hmm first and last names : Poison-Eating Rhesus Monkey - 2.6

Just Adam Pizza-Eating Macaque Monkey - 4.5

Full name Pasta-Eating Ninja Monkey - 7.0

Kaz - B*gg*r. And the monkeys approved it, too :( Erm, how far d'you think I'd get with the pseudonym "Donald Rumsfeld"? It's got that ring to it.



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"Whisky-wa-wa," I breathed - she was dressed as Biffo the Bear.

real name - Fire Eating Disco Monkey

auntysassy - cake eating peace monkey (I like that!)

The Dodo - crumpet eating zombie monkey

I'd be up for online scrabble! :) Depending on how it is set up, of course.



I drink to drown my sorrows. Unfortunately they've learnt how to swim.

ok, online scrabble. I'll set up a game at [www.thepixiepit.co.uk]

we can have up to 4 players in a game. You get emailed with your username and password

You then get an email when it's your turn to play, with the word that's been played, points scored etc.

You can login to see the board to make your move or just see what others have played.

Got to make a move within 7 days or the game dies....

Need one more for the first game of 4...
me
einalem
jo

I'm interested, if there's still room for another player.

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"This was willed where what is willed... silly rather get can."

right, game set up, y'all should be getting emails imminently.

I've played first as I'm player 1...

let the game commence...

yay! I like scrabble :) Made my move... What on earth is mise when it's at home? (Nowhere near a dictionary at the moment)



I drink to drown my sorrows. Unfortunately they've learnt how to swim.

I had a great set of tiles. Not.

You can look up the words on the page you make your move on. All 4 dictionaries said that it was valid, and it was all I could move.

Still scored more than you [sticks tongue out]

einalem's turn...