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Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: June 23, 2003 11:20AM

...clone. And your father... and your mother... and your grandfather... and...

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I could tell you, but then I'd have to...

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Carla (198.179.227.---)
Date: June 23, 2003 11:26AM

make you sign here, here and here and inicial there and there and take your soul and your gradmother to make sure you're not telling anyone else.

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why do birds...

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 23, 2003 11:53AM

...always wait till you've washed your car before pooping on it?

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But he is a very fine cat, Sir...

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: June 23, 2003 12:15PM

... He told me so himself!

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I am the very model of a modern...

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Big John (---.rit.reuters.com)
Date: June 23, 2003 12:19PM

...teen idol. (Not to scale.)

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Water, water everywhere...



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"Whisky-wa-wa," I breathed - she was dressed as Biffo the Bear.

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: June 23, 2003 12:34PM

It's another English summer.

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A wandering minstrel I, a thing of rags and...

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: June 23, 2003 08:16PM

a scruffy dog on the end of a string, called Patches.




Are you sitting.......

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Magda (---.subnet-25.med.umich.edu)
Date: June 23, 2003 09:23PM

In an antique hand carved Louis XV chair? I thought not.

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The trouble with a kitten is that.....

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 23, 2003 10:11PM

...it is subject to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, which means that you never know both where it is and what it is doing at the same time.

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A rose is a rose...

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: June 23, 2003 10:25PM

.... but if Moses supposes his toeses are roses then Moses supposes erroneously (name the film for an extra point)

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That is not dead which can ....

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: June 23, 2003 10:40PM

not smell as bad as that which is dead. (The film was 'Singin' in the Rain')

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In the beginning.......

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Jo (---.ex.ac.uk)
Date: June 24, 2003 12:45AM

... someone wrote 'Once Upon a Time' and promptly got sued for breach of copyright

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How many roads must a man walk down...



I drink to drown my sorrows. Unfortunately they've learnt how to swim.

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: belochka (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 24, 2003 07:02AM

before he realises that he is, in fact, a man who's bored with walking down roads and wants to go home.

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Round and round and round it goes, where it stops...

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Carla (---.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: June 24, 2003 07:15AM

it will start going in a straight line...

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off with her head...

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: June 24, 2003 07:23AM

and on with a cabbage.

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Come into the garden, Maud, for........

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: June 24, 2003 09:58AM

the house is about to fall down.

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To boldly go where...

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Auntysassy (193.132.206.---)
Date: June 24, 2003 10:54AM

washing powder is in short supply.



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Then I saw her face.............


Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: June 24, 2003 11:22AM

peering out from under the crashed autogyro.

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Oh that this all-too-solid flesh would...

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Jo (---.ex.ac.uk)
Date: June 24, 2003 11:43AM

... disappear. I've been dieting for ages!

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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary,



I drink to drown my sorrows. Unfortunately they've learnt how to swim.

Re: That game again - part 7
Posted by: Intrigue (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: June 24, 2003 11:43AM

... rot before the neighbours begin to suspect?

How was that for a first time?
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Time flies like an arrow...

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