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Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: June 30, 2003 04:02AM

realy good-looking dodo on Jasper's bookshelf.

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Is this a dagger I see............

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: June 30, 2003 09:30AM

sticking out of your back?

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Laugh, and the world...

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: Intrigue (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: June 30, 2003 09:56AM

...stares at you oddly.

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The spinoff book that will sell well, despite its terrible story:
Dobby and the ...

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: June 30, 2003 02:15PM

......cute furry things that make kidz go Ahh,I want the video, the computer game, the posters, the lunch box, the pencil case, the pyjamas, and I want them NOW!

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It is a truth universally acknowledged........

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: Guy (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 30, 2003 02:40PM

... that the opening line of Pride and Prejudice will crop up at least once in every game.


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There was a crooked man . . .

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: June 30, 2003 04:17PM

who went into politics.

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It's unpleasantly like being...

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: toni (---.speedsite.com)
Date: June 30, 2003 05:18PM

a priest in the White House; like that would ever happen.
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It was the best of times, ....

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: June 30, 2003 08:37PM



. . . it was the worst of parsleys.


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The world according to . . .

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: June 30, 2003 09:12PM

some people, is round.

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there's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's.......

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: June 30, 2003 09:33PM

.... never spat in the fat

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Don't come the cowboy with me, Sunny Jim ...

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 30, 2003 10:15PM

...I've had quite enough trouble from dodgy contractors already.

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If music be the food of love...

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: June 30, 2003 10:16PM

or I'll get a proper firm of builders in.
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The sweeney's doing 90 cos......

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: June 30, 2003 11:13PM

Their favourite kebab shop closes in 5 minutes.



Meanwhile, back at the.......

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: Intrigue (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: July 01, 2003 12:03AM

...phorum, the post count went up to 73!

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No Coke, only...

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: July 01, 2003 12:06AM

.... something that tastes nice

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If it's morning in Australia, it's ....

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 01, 2003 12:10AM

Bloody cold, coz we're in the middle of winter!

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(But) Winter in America is........

(thanks for the tip, Jon)

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: Intrigue (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: July 01, 2003 03:17AM

... a lot like an English Summer, or so I've heard.

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At first I was afraid, I was petrified, ...

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: July 01, 2003 04:45AM


. . . but then I saw the rest of the forest was, too.


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Come into my parlor. . .

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: Simon (---.lancing.org.uk)
Date: July 01, 2003 09:18AM

said the spider to the fly,
And I shall have a lovely meal, but you _ alas _ shall die.

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That's the way to do...

Re: New Game, Thread Eight
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: July 01, 2003 12:05PM

a prostate examination, honestly!

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In the land of the blind the one eyed man is..................


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