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Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: June 30, 2003 12:23PM

You soo remind me of a friend who also takes her godparenting duties very seriously somewhere along the lines of take one child add E numbers, stand well back. .
So are you related to Dave or do you just have Thursday and Eddie in common?


Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: Rob (---.leeds.ac.uk)
Date: June 30, 2003 01:01PM

Dave: Aw bless...

Holly: Not related. Dave was my lodger once which he could moan about at great length ! We met when he was at Uni with a friend of my then girlfriend. Too many years ago to worry about (91 IIRC). I came to Leeds to do postgrad and we shared a house between 5 of us (including above girlfriend) in Headingley for 2 years and I've been haunting him ever since...

Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: dave (---.addleshaw-booth.co.uk)
Date: June 30, 2003 01:21PM

I hasten to add that rob means 1991, not we've known each other 91 years.

Though it feels like it, and he charged me enough rent to cover that amount of time...

Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: June 30, 2003 01:24PM

Oh and I thought at last I'd found someone else on here round the same age that I feel.

Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: Rob (---.leeds.ac.uk)
Date: June 30, 2003 01:40PM

Oh yeah. That is quite badly worded isn't it ;-)

Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: ScarletBea (194.196.168.---)
Date: June 30, 2003 01:42PM

Hmmmm Blackpool seems nice..... if you like those things.... Louise and me tried a small thingie that goes round and round and back and round, and from where little 12- and 13-year old girls came out laughing.

My bag flew away, breaking the metal clip, we just wanted it to stop, and we both threw up afterwards and felt bad for hours later.
:D

Age showing? But she's 22.... so it can't be only that.... might have been going on that after having a light lunch *roll eyes*

Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: June 30, 2003 01:48PM

Reminds of a Mike Harding sketch set in Blackpool ....

.. and our Willie ate forty-seven of them little blue bags out of packets of crisps. Then we went on the roundabouts. He didn't half upset a lot of people, did our Willie. Our Mam said our Willie's got a weak stomach. Our Willie said he was chucking it as far as he could ...



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Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: adam (195.8.190.---)
Date: June 30, 2003 02:33PM

In a similar vein: 'Dad, dad, I've found a carrot mine'

Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: ScarletBea (194.196.168.---)
Date: June 30, 2003 02:56PM

Let it be stated we were sick in the toilets, not in front of people.
pfffff

Besides, I'm scared of roller coasters hehehe

Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: June 30, 2003 06:05PM

My ex wife insisted on going on a fairground ride whilst heavily pregnant. About halfway through she realised she was going to barf and took careful aim away from those in her group. It was one of those rotating things, and as it rotated, the sick collided with the girl next to her coming the other way. They didn't know each other, and it didn't make for a good introduction.


Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: June 30, 2003 11:03PM

Rollercoasters good: whirly things bad.

Roundabouts good : white knuckle rides bad (they give me headaches)


Great Yarmouth Pleasure Beach has/had a helter-skelter with a large wooden bowl at the end of the slide. You came down the slide and whizzed round a couple of times in a downward spiral until you lost momentum and reached the bottom of the bowl. Or, as you reach the bowl, the rubber sole of your shoe makes unintentional contact with the floor, you stop dead and slide straight to the bottom of the bowl in a heap. Not that this ever happened to me, of course............

Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: June 30, 2003 11:07PM

Has anybody else conducted experiments into kissing on fairground rides? I've got a sample of two, which is hardly scientific, but I can reveal my preliminary studies revealed that you get neck ache.



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Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: June 30, 2003 11:25PM

I went to Great Yarmouth Pleasure Beach once. It was January, and everything was shut. Wooo. Spooky.



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Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 01, 2003 12:27AM

Dunno about sore necks, but I reckon black eyes could be an occupational hazard there.


Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 01, 2003 12:28AM

You also bang your teeth together. It's not terribly sexy, but worth trying for the sheer stupidity of the exercise.

Or am I the only one to think like that?



PSD

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Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 01, 2003 12:29AM

Yes.


Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: Rob (---.leeds.ac.uk)
Date: July 01, 2003 11:47AM

PSD: I originally read "kissing fairground rides" rather than "kissing ON fairground rides" and wondered if you were even weirder than I thought...

Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 01, 2003 01:59PM

Only you, PSD. Only you...



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Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: July 01, 2003 07:10PM

Hello Holly. Welcome from me too. And no, I haven't said that already. I'm a differnt Sarah, who has a 'B' after her name and isn't owned by any cats.

Don't mind PSD, he's just... well. He just is really. We let him get on with it. ;-)

And the last time I went to Blackpool was for a Stargate convention last year and it happened to be the weekend of the howling gales that stopped all the trains... so I don't really have all that many fond memories of it!



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Re: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
Posted by: jon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: July 01, 2003 07:33PM

That happened to me the first time I went to Torquay. The howling gales and the trains packing in, that is. I was there for work, and staying in Bristol; I got back after midnight. Terrible day. I wish I'd had second sight; I could have nipped up to the Crown & Sceptre in St Marychurch, found Claire and said 'Hello, I'm your future husband, any chance of a bed for the night?'

Might have worked, too; depends on how much cider she'd had.



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