New users: Please register in the usual way and then send an email to jasper(at)jasperfforde.com with your username, and write something 'Ffordesque' so we know you are a real reader, and not some idiot trying to flood the forum with dodgy Nike and Gucci gear. Thank you - Jasper
I would like to unofficially (since I have no official standing) remind anyone who might be tempted to post more often than they might otherwise be inclined, simply to move up this (purely calculated for curiosity's sake) list, to keep in mind that Jasper receives every single post made here in his email box. Therefore, posting without actually having anything to say could have the effect of inadvertantly spamming poor Jasper. And we do want him to have time to write the next book, right?
Agreed. And not just out of a desire to remain top of the pile (look, it's not actually worth anything, so no matter how much you want to knock me off - you'll only feel hollow afterwards when you realise there are no more challenges left').
PSD
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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.
I don't care about post counts (apart from I must be higher than sofi, my friend, we're about 2000 posts above everyone else cos we have an undying rivalry)
Actually, thinking about that, the post counts are normal. I'm just used to my post counts elsewhere which were always so much higher than is sensible. :)
In reply to Magda and PSD, I'd just like to say that:
(1) if Jasper and Mari are actually reading all this stuff, they obviously have far too much time on their hands and so should stop it come and do a reading in Cambridge instead
(2) Hello Jasper. Hello Mari. Thanks for everything! You're fab.
(3) But you never do what you're told, do you? (see title and points 1 and 2 above).
I believe they usually just skim them to make sure there's nothing horribly offensive. They do not, in fact, have time to read everything, especially these days.