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Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: July 15, 2003 03:15PM

(all right, Chamberlain or Churchill, take yer pick ...)

... lies been told about the reasons for starting a war

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If you'll believe that, you'll ...

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: Ptolemy (217.205.174.---)
Date: July 15, 2003 03:26PM

.... beehive anything.

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She's a rainbow...

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 16, 2003 01:38AM

Is she? Lucky thing. How did she manage that?

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We, the People,........


Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: ilovespike (---.visp.co.nz)
Date: July 16, 2003 10:21AM

believe that our candidate, one Mr Chocolate, shall run for governer..... and then eaten alive!

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Everybody, move your feet ...

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: splat21 (213.38.32.---)
Date: July 16, 2003 10:30AM

you know you'll stand on him again if you don't...


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There's concenrated evil in the eye of.....

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: Bluebottle (---.server.ntl.com)
Date: July 16, 2003 11:51AM

There's concenrated evil in the eye of.....

... a needle. I hate trying to thread the things.

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Out on the wiley, windy moors...


Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: Intrigue (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: July 16, 2003 12:28PM

... lived Puddleglum, the Marshwiggle. (Now there's the type of character that you don't see much anymore)

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Four score and seven years ago...

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: Jo (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 16, 2003 12:33PM

... starts counting on fingers - how much is four score exactly?

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A long, long time ago, in a galaxy....

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: splat21 (213.38.32.---)
Date: July 16, 2003 01:44PM

boardroom, someone said "I know - let's do caramel!" and they never looked back


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Ah poor Eric....

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 17, 2003 12:28AM

He really isn't the same since they changed his name to Kev.

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Open wide, come inside .........

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 17, 2003 12:31AM

I didn't think this was that sort of website, actually.

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There is a green hill far away...

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 17, 2003 01:22AM

and hopefully PSD will move there any day now.

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Down by the station, early in the morning .........

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: July 17, 2003 09:42AM

.... all the ****in trains were standing still because of ****in signal failure. Wrong kind of sunshine, apparently. Not that I'm bitter, at all.

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B****cks, said the Fat Controller, this railway is ....

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: Intrigue (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: July 17, 2003 09:56AM

... keeping Jon from making his puns. Don't give in to the anarchy of the pun gun!

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"What the deuce?" said the Average Controller, that train is...



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Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: splat21 (213.38.32.---)
Date: July 17, 2003 10:35AM

almost certainly run by V****n and so will inevitably be at least 4 hours late ...

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Is it a bird....



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: Intrigue (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: July 17, 2003 10:38AM

... Nah, nah, its just Crazy Clark Kent with his weirdo red cape.

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All animals are equal, but...

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: July 17, 2003 11:06AM

..... dolphins are, like, really cool. And a bit smug.

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If the Fforde and his Fforum should last for a thousand years, people will still say ...

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: KT (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 17, 2003 11:18AM

Please stop making fish puns.

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If you wear a warmer sporran, you can.......

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: Simon (193.82.99.---)
Date: July 17, 2003 02:47PM

store cooked porridge in it for a later meal.

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The Lion and the Unicorn were...

Re: It's the game again... (volume 11)
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: July 17, 2003 02:51PM

.... all right, but the Swan serves better beer.

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What angel wakes me from my flowery bed? ....

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