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Re: say what u want
Posted by: panda (---.73.137.65.Dial1.Chicago1.Level3.net)
Date: July 26, 2003 04:49AM

too true, we also say going to the bath room

now, another question. does anyone say Water Closet (WC for short), anywhere?

Panda

Re: say what u want
Posted by: Carla (---.dsl.pipex.com)
Date: July 26, 2003 08:15AM

But why have the nationality on your CV?
It like those places that ask for a photo when you apply, i just dididn't apply for those.

somethign that cropped up in chat yesterday:

americans say "roommate" also when they mean "housemate" or "flatmate".

Here if you hear "roommate" you assume people share a room... at least I do...

Re: say what u want
Posted by: Simon (---.westsussex.gov.uk)
Date: July 26, 2003 03:42PM

nggy: I know the phrase, but don't use it.

Here's a word from the old Sussex dialect, which is probably no longer used because nowadays even the county's natives seem to speak 'standard English' (i.e. the dialect of the south-east Midlands & western London) instead _

Spannell: Verb, meaning to leave muddy footprints on a floor. (from 'Spaniel', as in the type of dog, because they're likely to do this...)

Have any of you ever heard, or read of, a victory celebration being described as "mafficking"?

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Re: say what u want
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 26, 2003 03:50PM

My mother is from Sussex - must ask her if she's ever heard that one. The only word I know which is definitely Sussex dialect is "twaddles", meaning "cute". It was the name of my grandmother's cat, and he lived up to it.



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Re: say what u want
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
Date: July 26, 2003 03:56PM

Back to the pavement/sidewalk thing, what's even more confusing is that they call the part of the road you drive on 'pavement'. This caused me loads of confusion when I moved here from South Africa and the driver's license manual said "No part of the car shall leave the pavement at any time".

Re: say what u want
Posted by: Simon (---.westsussex.gov.uk)
Date: July 26, 2003 04:10PM

And then they make things worse by driving on the wrong side of the road...

Re: say what u want
Posted by: Simon (---.westsussex.gov.uk)
Date: July 26, 2003 04:20PM

Sarah: Where in Sussex? My own mother's known connections are with Battle, but her maiden name of 'Rodmell' presumably derives from the small village of that name which is a few miles outside of Lewes.

By the way, it was only "spannell" that I meant was from the old Sussex dialect... "Mafficking" was coined by the London press ('The Times', IIRC) when reporting the celebrations in England after news had arrived about the relief of Mafeking, in the Boer War, and was apparently used to describe some later festivities (perhaps including the ones at the end of the Great War?) too.

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Re: say what u want
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 26, 2003 05:35PM

My mother was born in Burgess Hill, and the family later moved to Haywards Heath. Her mother's family had always lived in Sussex as far as I know, but her father's family was originally Welsh (hence their name, which was Hughes). Her father, John Hughes, was actually the grandson of this John Hughes. By a weird coincidence, Sheffield happens to be twinned with Donetsk - shake those entroposcopes!



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Re: say what u want
Posted by: dante (---.internal.omneuk.com)
Date: July 26, 2003 06:00PM

I know the phrase "going to see a man about a dog", but I've never associated it with going to the toilet - I think I've just heard it used about having to go off to do some sort of minor errand or business thing (especially if you don't want to tell people exactly where you're going.)



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Re: say what u want
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
Date: July 26, 2003 07:15PM

pretty much what going to the toilet is... ;-)



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Re: say what u want
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 27, 2003 07:54AM

Simon - the 'mafficking' thing ustrely comes from the Releif of Mafeking in South Africa. I've never heard of the word, but it makes sense to me.

Down under we quite often refer to the toilet as a dunny, but generally that's the term for an outside toilet. You know the type. the ones with really big spiders and huge holes in the walls and no lock on the door.


Re: say what u want
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 27, 2003 02:59PM

Over here that would be a shithouse... Hence the name in LIAGB...



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Re: say what u want
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 27, 2003 09:16PM

Er... each to their own, PSD, some of us would call it a privy!



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Re: say what u want
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: July 27, 2003 10:40PM

Yes, but some of us aren't as common as PSD.


Re: say what u want
Posted by: Simon (---.westsussex.gov.uk)
Date: July 28, 2003 04:10PM

Kaz _
That's right. One line from a newspaper that I recall seeing quoted was "People were mafficking in the streets", and a poem that appeared slightly later on included the lines

"Mother, may I run and maffick,
Shout and scream and stop the traffic?"

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Re: say what u want
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: July 28, 2003 04:59PM

Nicky - to further confuse the pavement thing I told someone to look at the "Tarmac" at the airport while waiting for a co-worker to land and they started looking for an "asphalt" truck.

They thought I meant that the runway was being re-paved at the plane was going to crash. What a scene!

Re: say what u want
Posted by: Rob (---.leeds.ac.uk)
Date: July 28, 2003 05:24PM

'Mafficking' reminds me of 'tomking' which we used for a while in the 80's

Tomking - sticking one's foot in one's mouth and speaking out of one's arse at the same time...

I think he was defence secretary at the times. Could have been a spitting image gag originally.

Re: say what u want
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: July 28, 2003 06:05PM

Tracy, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, don't cause mass hysteria at the airport! It always ends badly--rioting hordes of barefoot passengers, luggage thrown about, small packets of dry-roasted peanuts everywhere...where's a tiny bottle of booze when you need one?


Re: say what u want
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: July 28, 2003 06:11PM

Nicky - Thinking back on it now it was really quite funny. This tiny little British woman in her "Tweeds" as she put it yelling "how can you be so calm???"

She had only been in the states for about 24hrs at that point having never been here before. I think she was just barely 21 and had never left England before.

Re: say what u want
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: July 28, 2003 06:55PM

You know, I just got it--tarmac. Sometimes I'm a little slow. :-)


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